Will and Jada Pinkett Smith Will Probably Maybe Get Divorced This Summer

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are no longer getting jiggy with it, and will divorce by the end of the summer. Radar Online reports the two, who have been married for 17 years, are “exhausted from trying to maintain the façade of a happy union” and will “pull the plug in a carefully choreographed manner”…
The Goopiest Lines From Perhaps the Goopiest Goop Profile Ever
Chavie Lieber, a writer for Racked, has taken a look at Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s sole job for 2015. Lieber has truly done more than taken a look—she’s captured Goop in its very essence, stringing words together until they wrap you in a warm cashmere blanket of Goopiness, until you can hear Gwyneth Paltrow softly…
Gwyneth and Pals De-Clutter With a Very Brief GOOP Closet Sale
Today marks the annual GOOP closet sale, in which La Gwyneth and her famous friends sell their expensive clothes to benefit various charities (and their own hopelessly cluttered lives!). As of this writing, almost everything is sold out except two pairs of Jennifer Aniston’s ugliest shoes.
Quit Asking Blythe Danner About Gwyneth Paltrow
Blythe Danner is currently starring in an indie drama called I’ll See You In My Dreams. Her performance is being praised by most critics, and there’s even chatter about the 72-year-old being an Oscar contender for Best Actress. But what’s most notable about the film isn’t that Danner could receive a Best Actress…
Gwyneth Paltrow Believes Many Things, But I'm Not Sure I Believe Her
In an interview with Women’s Health, Gwyneth Paltrow discussed her beauty regimen, telling the magazine she believes in “exercise, laughing, having sex, being yourself.” She went on to say, “I’m not like, ‘Then I use this masque that I make on my stove.’” While I believe that she believes in exercise and laughing and…
Goops! Gwyneth Breaks 'Food Bank Challenge' With a Fancy Dinner in LA
Gwyneth Paltrow attended an $80 prix fixe menu event at L.A. eatery Animal. I guess that means our Lady of Goopeloupe’s commitment to the Food Bank for New York Challenge was only symbolic?
I Totally Agree With Michelle Malkin For the First Time Ever
Let me disclaim this: I generally believe Michelle Malkin’s windbaggy screeds to be a scourge upon the world, retrograde bile unleashed for the sole purpose of creating chaos. But today, on tax day 2015 anno domini, Malkin has written a piece that I find to be quite reasonable and also making an ultimately important…
Gwyneth Paltrow Hopes Her Kids Will One Day Want to Run Goop
Because Gwyneth Paltrow wants her kids to lead a doleful and cheerless life she told Bloomberg Television that Goop could one day be theirs. "I never wanted to do a proprietary brand," she said of her lifestyle site. "I wanted it to be its own thing that my children can run one day if they want to!"
Gwyneth Paltrow Has Sexted And Johnny Depp Hasn't
Gwyneth Paltrow, Johnny Depp, and Paul Bettany made more of a splash playing "Never have I Ever" on The Ellen Degeneres Show than they did promoting their new movie Mortdecai, (but shouts to the film's trailer for that amazing nod to the time Dick Cheney's accidentally shot his friend while hunting.) Now, "Never have…
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Know About "Sex Bark"
In the latest post at her really helpful and down-to-earth lifestyle site GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow suggested that we all make sex bark. What is sex bark? According to GOOP it's "a quick and potent chocolate recipe perfect for a sweet bite after a romantic dinner." For getting your Valentine's Day sexy on, duh. What…
