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rag trade

Victoria Beckham's Designer Dreams In The Bargain Bin

  • Poor Posh. After the embarrassingly poor sales of her denim line and ensuing abandonment by retailers, we hear that her men's dVb line has been pushed back "until next year" by L.A. boutique Kitson. Plucky Posh is undaunted, having spoken of her desire to launch a couture line and show at New York's fashion week. dVb denies the line is floundering, claiming that "it is currently being manufactured but is likely to reach stores later than anticipated." [This Is London]
  • A man has confessed to the murder of Canadian model Diana O'Brien, whose body was found last week in Shanghai, where the 20-year-old was on a 3-month modeling contract. 18-year-old Chen Jun was arrested Friday morning in Anhui province; he apparently killed the model during an armed robbery of her apartment. [CNN]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow is really slacking in her obligations to Estee Lauder's new "Sensous" perfume, refusing to show for any of the hundred ridiculous promos the company's set up (opening the stock market, anyone?) and leaving the burden on the slender shoulders of co-pitchwomen Hilary Rhoda, Carolyn Murphy, and Elizabeth Hurley. Recriminations all around. [New York Magazine]
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    Loose Lips Gwyneth Paltrow went over her friend Madonna's house this morning for some girl talk. We cannot confirm whether they talked about Madonna's marital woes, but we'd put money on the fact that whatever they said was expressed in a faux British accent. • A psychologist testified at the Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook trainwreck divorce trial that Brinkley should get custody of the couple's children because Cook "is a narcissist who needs constant reassurance…[which could cause] great harm to the children." Um, great harm like a messy, public divorce trial? • Sarah Larson told Hello magazine that she and ex George Clooney are still great "friends." [TMZ, Us, People]

    MagHag Guess what? That "LeBron Kong" issue of Vogue bombed on newsstands, Portƒolio reports. The issue sold 350,000 copies, well below last year's average of 452,000. Hopefully the powers that be won't decide that black people don't sell issues. Seriously: Could it be that Vogue readers don't care about LeBron James? In any case, the issue with Gwyneth Paltrow looking like a zombie robot sold even fewer copies: 310,000 — making it the worst of the year so far. Perhaps Anna Wintour really should outsource her job? [Portƒolio]

    Loose Lips Is Liv Tyler attempting a last ditch effort to save her ailing marriage? Buddy Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly encouraged Liv to give soon-to-be-ex Royston Langdon a second chance for the sake of their son, Milo. • Remember when we told you there was full frontal peen in the SatC movie? You can see it here [link NSFW, natch]. • Michelle Williams has become the first benefactor to the newly created Heath Ledger scholarship which will benefit struggling Australian actors. The scholarship was announced last night at the Australians in Film 2008 Breakthrough Awards in Los Angeles. [I'm Not Obsessed via Dlisted, ONTD, People]

    Loose Lips Gina Gershon has sent a cease and desist letter to Vanity Fair for their story implying that she and Bill Clinton did the nasty. According to TMZ, her letter demands "a retraction and correction" for the crude insinuation. • Gwyneth Paltrow says she might have another kid. "I may force myself to do it one more time because the result is so worth it…And also my [late] dad said to me that his only regret in life was that he had only two children and he didn't have more," Paltrow says in the July issue of Bazaar. • Las Vegas club Prive is honoring K-Fed with a Father's Day party because they've declared him father of the year. There must not have been much competition for that particular honor. [TMZ, US, People]

    Loose Lips Bill Murray's soon-to-be ex-wife, Jennifer, has just released a doozy of a divorce filing, in which she accuses the Groundhog Day star of "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment." The couple has been married for 12 years and have four children. Say it ain't so, Bill! • More break-up news: Ally Sheedy is divorcing her husband of 15 years, fellow actor David Lansbury. • Gwyneth Paltrow works out three hours a day, says Mario Batali, and that's why she can eat whatever she wants. Whatever. [The Smoking Gun, ICYDK via Dlisted, Us]

    the good, the bad, & the ugly

    Chopard Trophy Awards Party: Diamonds Are Forever, Well-Dressed Celebs Are Not

    There were a bunch of names I didn't recognize at the Chopard party last night in Cannes, and most of those unknowns really tickled my fashion fancy. Unfortunately those women I did recognize (Christina Ricci, Gwyneth, Dita Von Teese) didn't really get me too jazzed. Except, of course, Maria Menounos (in Marchesa methinks?), who totally stole my heart along with Kristin Scott Thomas. But why did Lola Ponce think it was okay to be naked? The party was about precious jewels and that doesn't include the one you're wearing as a belly button ring. My picks for The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly, after the jump. More »

    dirt bag

    Jude Law & Kim Stewart's Drunken Makeout Session

    • Jude Law and Kimberley Stewart: Seen drinking champagne and snogging each other in Cannes. He's a 35-year-old father of four; she's a 28-year-old party girl who used to date Cisco Adler (She got a tattoo reading "Daddy's Little Girl Loves Cisco," which, after their breakup, she changed to "Daddy's Little Girl Loves Disco.") Also, when she had her implants removed, she sent them to Jack Osbourne, who hung them on his wall. [Mirror]

    • Oh, gross, there are pictures of Jude and Kim making out. Blech. [The Sun]
    • Did Shania Twain split with her husband Mutt Lange because he was having an affair with the secretary? [People]
    • Lindsay Lohan is being sued over that fur coat she "borrowed." You know, the one LL picked up at a club and left wearing, even though it wasn't hers? The real owner saw pictures of LL wearing the coat in a magazine. "It was my coat. It was no doubt," 22-year-old Masha Markova says. Later the coat mysteriously returned to the club. [People]
    • Also: Lindsay has always told people she wouldn't be on her mom's reality show. So why is Dina Lohan saying: "I told Lindsay I don’t want her on the show right now. … Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes." [MSNBC]
    • Ali Lohan's been targeted by Mean Girls! She says: "A couple of girls in school made up a video of me and put it up on YouTube. They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I'd be grounded for life!" [People]
    • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had dinner with Clint Eastwood, Brett Ratner and Mick Jagger on the Côte d'Azur last night; what did you do? [People]

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    dirt bag

    Angelina's Twins Confirmed; Britney Pregnancy Rumors Persist

    • Angelina Jolie confirms: She is having twins. You knew that, right? Anyway an exclusive interview scored by NBC's Today show was lifted by NBC's Access Hollywood and now NBC producers are pissed at each other. [Page Six]
    • It was Jack Black who spilled the beans about Angie's twins, actually. [People]
    • Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo might still be together. Unfortunately, that's not as interesting as if they were broken up. [E!]
    • Um, more Britney pregnancy rumors. I'm scared. Someone hold me. [Mirror]
    • Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty kissing. This is one of those pictures where obviously the buss was on the cheek but it kind of looks like they were heading for the lips. In any case, the paper calls them a "gruesome twosome." [Mirror]
    • To be honest, Pete's got something weird on his lip and face. It is kind of gruesome. [The Sun]
    • Meanwhile, Blake Incarcerated says Amy Winehouse will die without him, but he doesn't want to go back to her when he gets out of jail because she is doing drugs. [News.com.au]
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    crappy hour

    Obama Is Winning Because Hipsters Stopped Hating Gwyneth Paltrow

    I'm sick of fine presidents and good presidents and mediocre presidents. I'm sick of Rutherford B. Hayes and James Buchanan and Franklin Pierce and Millard Fillmore. We got Barack Obama! Barack Obama, for crying out loud!

    That's Win Butler, lead singer of the Arcade Fire and a supporting character in a New York Observer piece predictably self-consciously devoid of the word "hipster." Which is to say, it's a story about my generation and how we hate ourselves but love Barack Obama despite our fears of being associated with the "naive moron vote," or something. The thing is long and reference-redolent but if you're feeling free-associative the tags are BARACK OBAMA and STYLE and BELLE AND SEBASTIAN and GWYNETH PALTROW and THE ARCADE FIRE and TWEE and I scrolled far enough to read "Keith Gessen" and "McSweeney's" when it occurred to me that if there is one thing I'm kind of over w/r/t my generation it's parsing trend stories uselessly analyzing its uselessness in the New York Observer. (Although: no I have never dropped in on a game of pickup basketball.) Look, Thomas Frank's Wall Street Journal column on income inequality is probably a more worthwhile read, because even though Thomas Frank was once associated with anachronistic typefaces I don't think he was ever called "twee," and neither has Megan, who talks sturm und earthquake and minimum wage labor with me ATJ.

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    dirt bag

    Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson To Tie The Knot?

    • Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson: Engaged??? Apparently she has a huge new rock on her finger. A source says, "He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional." Guess Owen's rough times are over? [The Sun]
    • John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston spent another weekend together in Miami, eating salads poolside and making out. [People]
    • Jenna Bush got married. [People]
    • Dennis Farina was arrested at LAX for carrying a loaded, unregistered, .22 caliber, semi-automatic pistol in his briefcase. Farina is a former cop but, uh, you can't bring a gun on a plane. [Reuters]
    • Hugh Hefner wants Miley Cyrus to pose for Playboy. When she's old enough. This is what happens. Don't you feel like weeping? [The Sun]
    • Lindsay Lohan: Seen crying at Crown Bar in West Hollywood after a fight with girlfriend Sam Ronson, awwww. [Page Six]
    • But LL was all smiles when she worked the crowd at the Wango Tango concert and introduced Snoop Dogg. When I say Wango you say Tango! [TMZ]
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    dirt bag

    Mariah Carey E-Mails Vogue Editor From Honeymoon

    • [Mariah Carey] is very happy. I've spoken with her and she is superb. She is over the moon. I received an email from her [Monday] and she is so happy. She really sounds like someone on her honeymoon." — Andre Leon Talley. Talley also says the wedding happened so quickly he "didn't have the time to offer her any style tips!" Underminer. [People]
    • Britney Spears' progress impressed the court yesterday. She will now get three days of supervised visitation a week; within a month she should get overnight visits. Stay the course, girl! [TMZ]
    • Lindsay Lohan has another job! She'll star in Labor Pains, a comedy about a young woman who pretends to be pregnant to avoid being fired. Yay for her; boo for another damn knocked up movie. Is that all women are good for? [Page Six]
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    cover lies

    May Vogue Visits The Future And The Future Is Missing A Clavicle

    You just CAN'T LOOK AWAY, can you folks? The May Vogue is ...just...that...breathtaking. A staggering work of backbreaking Photoshop! Featuring none other than Jezebel's sweetheart Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh Gwyneth! Never have you so resembled a Bratz doll on barbiturates! And how sweet that you take such pains in the text to make yourself out to be so very very down-to-earth. You've gone entire days without a nanny! You own an article of clothing from the Gap! Such a simple, simple life you lead! Well anyway, Plum Sykes seems to approve. And you, Plum! How distinctly we remember someone in Bergdorf Blondes musing that she couldn't get a DVD player because people who have DVD players have no place to go. Quaint, right? (Like you could visit Middle Earth or the future without a DVD player, Plum.) Anyway, we rewrite the most nerd convention-friendly Vogue ever printed after the jump. More »