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wordinedgewise
02/17/09

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every time gwyneth paltrow is mentioned on jezebel, a puppy dies. just sayin.
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Scout
02/17/09

@wordinedgewise: actually, every time Paltrow is mentioned here, a puppy POOPS
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Stabby McStabberson
02/17/09

@Scout: or a puppy GOOPs?
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Whiskey and Popcorn
02/17/09

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JEZEBEL nourishes my inner aspect- take that, Gwyneth. Also,a Goop Scoop sounds like a designer pooper scooper for purse pups- like Paris Hilton's.
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million.dollar.mouth.
02/17/09

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I give up. I have been trying to get my fantasy site called "iLOLZtakinacrap.com" to gain "cult status" for YEARS!
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Beat Girl
02/17/09

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There's something very un-Times about this article (the original). It appears to have been written by someone who doesn't quite grasp the concept of what a blog is (Goop isn't one, to my mind), and is trying VERY hard to avoid the actually popular, in favour of appearing cool.

I don't know, the list looks like bullshit mongering to me.
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pandorasmittens
02/17/09

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Their review of the blog suggests that they enjoy it for the ironic value, not necessarily because it gives good advice.

Also, passiveagressivenotes is HILARIOUS.
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Jello Mix
02/17/09

@pandorasmittens: I'm still laughing over the licorice that doesn't work.
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hortense
02/17/09

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Is it even really a blog, though? The majority of the content is released in "newsletter" form anyway.
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saintbernadette
02/17/09

@hortense: That's exactly what I was going to say. One can't just casually pull up GOOP and get fashion tips and lifestyle advice. One must sign up and wait for the "Goop" to arrive in the inbox. Definitely not a blog.
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bluebears
02/17/09

@saintbernadette: thats what I thought too, but I checked it out and now you go there and click on one of the icons and a blog-like list of postings come up.
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
02/17/09

@hortense: Not a blog at all, really. I'd say it's more of a "bleerg," as in the sound many people involuntarily emit when they see another issue has come out.
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NefariousNewt
02/17/09

@hortense: Well, to be fair, they have it listed under "Cult," so it's really for the Gwyenth Paltrow Kool-Aid set.
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cuteasabutton
02/17/09

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I also don't understand the "cult" status they've awarded it? Maybe there is more to Goop then meets the eye. Maybe it's the new Scientology?
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bluebears
02/17/09

@cuteasabutton will cut fb trolls: yeah. whats that all about? she's an incredibly marketable actress who's been promoting her blog all over the mainstream media. whats so "cult" about it?
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EkaterinaBallerina
02/17/09

@cuteasabutton will cut fb trolls: Um, yeah. That's what boggled me. Cult? What cult? Does she really have a cult fanbase?
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pandorasmittens
02/17/09

@cuteasabutton will cut fb trolls: GOOP secretly stands for:

Gestating

Overlords of

Otherworld

Peoples

For a nominal fee, you can undergo audit counseling to rid yourselves of your internal demons.
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gherkinfiend
02/17/09

@cuteasabutton will cut fb trolls: Someone probably doesn't realise the ire behind all the Gywneth jokes here and thinks it the blog has achieved cult status when they Googled it and got all the Jezebel links...

Tee hee!
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Plum-Pie
02/17/09

@gherkinfiend: Oh I love the idea of that!
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LaFemme
02/17/09

@cuteasabutton will cut fb trolls: It's the frittata. I am telling you, there is a cult made up of me my family and friends who are all slavishly devoted to this frittata.
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Hazel
02/17/09

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I hate GOOP and its pretentiousness, but I will always have a tiny little soft spot in my heart for Gwyneth's SNL character who belted out "rainforests are the DEVIL! we've got to kill the DEVIL!"
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morninggloria
02/17/09

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Nourishing the inner aspect... of the interwebs!
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tscheese
02/17/09

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You guys are all just HATERS who don't get her SELF-ACTUALIZATION and how she lives her life ACTIVELY by being ACTIVE and ACTIVATED. You guys just don't UNDERSTAND. Haters.
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pandorasmittens
02/17/09

@tscheese: Stupid haters, guzzling their haterade and tripping on their rageohol. A vegan phyllo tart would silence that, right quick.
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
02/17/09

@tscheese: (actively) Fuck the haters!
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lilbobbytables
02/17/09

@tscheese: Damn. Does that mean Gwyneth and I are over, professionally?
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Bunsen Honeydew
02/17/09

@tscheese: I am a hater. And I AM passive about it.
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badmutha
02/17/09

@tscheese: Woah, That is alot of caps. Maybe you should be proactive and get a colonic to get balanced again. WWGD? (What would Gwynnie do?)
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dirtybee
02/17/09

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I smell a bribe. And it smells like POOP.
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bluebears
02/17/09

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whatever, its awesome! where else would I get the idea to pair jeans a tank top and an overcoat??? without goop i'd very likely wear the jeans as a top, the top as pants and the overcoat on my head as a hat. its invaluable.
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lilbobbytables
02/17/09

@bluebears:Don't even ASK me what I was doing with my shoes before I stumbled upon Ms. Paltrow's sage advice!
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HeinzDoofenshmirtz
02/17/09

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Inexplicable and dire consequences of not including the GOOP > the poor blog that had to be bumped off the list.

Afterall, we've seen the effect Gwyneth Paltrow has had on some of our beloved Jezzies.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
02/17/09

@nutellagirl (nigeriangirl): She stole my Mario & Friends pencil case and broke all my crayons!
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AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
02/17/09

@nutellagirl (nigeriangirl): Inexplicable and dire consequences of reading GOOP: superiority complexes, anal leakage, and an affected English accent.
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HeinzDoofenshmirtz
02/17/09

@Mkp-braaaains-NYC: She stole my jar of nutella, ate everything and put an empty jar in its place :(
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AuntieBee
02/17/09

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Having bored a host of interviewers with her macrobiotic credentials, Gwyneth Paltrow has styled herself as the detoxified Martha Stewart. Her all-encompassing lifestyle site places tips on how you, too, can accelerate your bowel eliminations beside her treatise on creating the perfect family gathering, which includes getting everyone to rummage through your cupboards to help you donate to the local food bank, should you happen to be wondering.

Don't feel bad Jezebel. She made the list, but they don't seem very friendly about it.
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braak
02/17/09

@AuntieBee: Whoah--is that really what it says? They make it sound exactly as ridiculous as it is.
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brendastarlet is on it
02/17/09

@braak: I sensed a faintly mocking tone in all that. Those Brits can be so subtle.
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badmutha
02/17/09

@AuntieBee: But I want to know how to accelerate my bowel movements!
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Mafalda para Presidente
02/17/09

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Aw come on, it's probably because it's a fresh, relatable....oh wait. Never mind.
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