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This Week In Tabloids: Brad and Angie Are Divorcing Because She's Jealous of Selena Gomez?

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we find ourselves continuously intrigued by the fact that every single tabloid is obsessed with pink and yellow. This week, Angie and Brad are over because of Selena (they’re not), Kim can’t stop eating (yes she can), Miley’s married (no she’s not), and Casey Anthony is pregnant (I…

Gwen Stefani Dropped a New Song & Now I Can't Get 'Lovefool' Out of My Head

Gwen Stefani’s new song, “Make Me Like You,” is a breezy little étude written by Justin Tranter and Julia Michaels. It is also so similar to the Cardigans’ “Lovefool” that, depending on your patience for that ‘96 pop hit, you will either turn it off or melt into an LSD-like vortex in which your brain morphs the songs…

This Week In Tabloids: Cameron? Divorcing! Beyoncé? Divorcing! Gwen and Blake? Who Knows!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we find out about the potential nor’easter, dread the days spend trudging through the two feet of snow, and daydream about spending a week in Los Angeles at Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s house. Justin cooks the breakfast. Jen makes the juices. “Do you want beet in yours?” she…

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Kris Jenner Fires 'Her Entire Security Team' After Man Breaks Into Her Home and Confronts Her

On Thursday it was reported that a “Kardashian-obsessed fan” (who wasn’t me or Jezebel’s Managing Editor Kate Dries) broke into Kris Jenner’s home by posing as a crew member hired to install her Christmas decorations. Once he was through the gate, he got out of his car, walked right in the house, and straight into…

This Week In Tabloids: Miranda and Gwen Are Fighting Over Blake Shelton of All People

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to the magazine store and buy Star, In Touch, OK, Life & Style, and Playboy (for a certain unnamed coworker who was interested in seeing what the magazine’s final nude issue was like), hand the friendly cashier our money (wow, Playboy is expensive!), and say, “Yes, absolutely,”…