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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    11/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    Okay Blake, I understand anyone can feel powerless in high school, but feeling powerless because you had long, blonde hair? What kind of high school did you go to, because at my high school long, blonde hair = power. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    Why, exactly, does Frances Bean Cobain have a business manager? What is her business? #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @yvanehtnioj: She inherited an estate from her father, I assume. I hope she has someone to help her manage that. And as someone who has spent time around entertainment industry people, not having a credit card or cash on them isn't uncommon. The business manager or a travel agent probably made her reservation then she was left without a means to fix whatever problem arose. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @cmd: Well, I know she has money. But money != business. She's not actually in the entertainment industry, she's just the child of ... oh fuck it, I don't actually care this much. It just struck me as odd. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    There are way too many "I"s in that sentence, Mariah.
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    *dies* library sex #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @BytheSea: I'm trying not to entertain fantasies of this, but they keep on sneaking into my brain and endlessly distracting me. #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @cand86: If you worked in a library, and saw the people who actually try to have sex here, it wouldn't be a fantasy. More like a screaming-in-terror nightmare. #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @LadyBossyBoots: Yikes- has this happened to you?

    This is why I can't imagine making any of my public sex fantasies reality . . . I'd feel so bad at the idea of my fat ass being burned onto some poor onlooker's retinas. #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @cand86: Yes -- most librarians and staff who work at an urban library or a university library can tell you stories that will have you wearing a Hazmat suit in the stacks.

    As an example: A friend of mine who works in an inner-city "downtown" library tells tales of a prostitute who has staked out the library as her "turf" and does a booming trade in the mens' room.

    She does donate generously to the Friends of the Library though, maybe as a franchise fee?
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    After Dark Observations - the silly: Lindsay's dress will also prevent chest wrinkles.

    ADO- the serious: Holy Shit, Penny Marshall?!?!!??? Hope its not true, but if it is, speedy recovery! #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    Dustin Hoffman is a lyah. His virginity story is different everytime I read about it. Didn't he sorta rape someone his first time? #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @TexasCrude: Doesn't everyone's? The time you sorta lose it, the time you lost it accidentally so it doesn't count, the time the guy didn't come so it wasn't really sex, the time you did everything but.... #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    "I've never been able to chop a Jaffa Cake in half and just eat one piece"

    What? A "jaffa cake" is a tiny lowfat cookie! I've just looked it up and each one only has 46 calories. Do people actually chop them up and only eat a piece? I am shocked, this is craziness!! #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @applejuice: I really am genuinely surprised that this is her big example of why her product is needed as "compulsory portion control".

    I could understand referencing cheesecake or something, or saying "I always eat a whole handful of jaffa cakes" but thinking ONE is too much just blows my mind.

    And this is probably why there is no chance in hell that I will ever remotely look like Liz Hurley. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @applejuice: Oh man, I was just about to say that even though she says a lot of stupid stuff, I agree with her about compulsory portion control being beneficial. However, the stuff you said (explaining the Jaffa cake) makes me want to take it back and just stop at "Liz Hurley says a lot of stupid stuff." #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @applejuice: It's seriously so small, to eat half you'd practically nibble the tips of your fingers off. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @applejuice: This is the same woman who, when she dieted to lose her baby weight, would have an afternoon snack of SIX RAISINS. #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @ardentlilac: I know! And now I am imagining Liz Hurley eating her half a jaffa cake with a knife and fork to avoid this! lol #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @RedLantern: Six raisins? I'm not sure I would even notice that I had SWALLOWED six raisins. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    I always liked Leighton even though I know nothing about her and had no real reason. Apparently I just knew that quote was waiting in the wings. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    "I was very sequestered, as you know, when I first started out and if I were just allowed to be young and with a young boyfriend who's also a star and you know, you're working and you're both — I don't know what goes on," she says. "You know what I mean? So it's like, I wasn't really allowed out of the house, so I can't imagine what she went through." That's very, you know, eloquent, you know Mariah. I just wish I knew what you were trying to, you know, say. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: She's trying to bring the subject back to her being "emotionally and mentally abused" in her relationship with her boss, Tommy Mottola. Because, it's really about HER, this is. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @marciax3: And my quotation marks indicated her spoken words, not to belittle her statement. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: Let me try: "I married a really old guy when I was really young and he never let me out of his sight/the house. except to perform. And because of this I missed out on young boyfriends who may or may not punch me. God I wish I was Rhianna. except for the punching part." #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @phantom lady: you made laugh out loud! Hearted! #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: Mostly, I'm impressed that she used the word "sequestered" and the subjunctive (if I were just allowed to be young). My standards for celebrities are pathetically low. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @sweet_communist: I think when she says "sequestered" she's using legalese terms she might have been instructed to use. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: You can't question Mariah's statements. It's like a unicorn trying to catch a rainbow in its teeth #lindsaylohan
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    Image of canthelpmyself canthelpmyself
    11/04/09

    @marciax3: That's odd. What I got from her less-than-eloquent statement was that when she was that age she wasn't allowed to live such a free existence without adult guidance/supervision. She was sheltered, and not given carte blanche to have a serious boyfriend that she, essentially, lived with when not traveling for work. That's what I took away from what she was saying. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @canthelpmyself: At Rhianna's age, Mariah hooked up with her grey haired boss who built her a 19 bedroom mansion. Remember the Honey video with her escaping the mogul's thugs on a jetski? Symbolism. #lindsaylohan
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    11/05/09

    @marciax3: Not to be nitpicky, but Mariah married at 24, she wasn't in a serious relationship at 18. No one is denying that she married and divorced her (older) boss, or that he built her a mansion. What she is saying is that she was working and trying to get a break in the music business at the age of 17 (Rihanna actually signed with Jay-Z at 16). She wasn't already successful, with a successful boyfriend. Yes, the Honey video may be symbolic of her relationship, but it has nothing to do with what she is trying to say. I'm not trying to read too much into what she is saying, but all I took from it was that she didn't have that same experience as Rihanna, and didn't really know how to go about answering that question.
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    11/05/09

    @canthelpmyself: okay. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    Now we have the Scoop?
    Yeah, I understand, Woody. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: I'm no critic, but I really enjoyed Scoop. Cute, lighthearted. Definitely not trying to make some gigantic, earth shattering statement, but very enjoyable all the same. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: I hope he's only talking about the most recent films because there is no way in hell you can lump Interiors, Sleeper and Bananas in with that drek. #lindsaylohan
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    11/04/09

    @TransFat: Bananas is soooo good, we sometimes do the ad scene "I smoke them, he smokes them" with my husband! #lindsaylohan
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Welcome To The Jungle
    She's just a girl, living in captivity. #gwenstefani
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    11/01/09

    In reply to Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
    Brooke looks like she may have been going for Old Greg #gallery
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    11/01/09

    In reply to Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
    I always love how totally unsexy Heidi Klum's Halloween costumes are. She's like the opposite of everybody - she's sexy all the rest of the year, so this is her chance to be totally unsexy.

    Jezzies living in countries other than the US, Canada, and Great Britain - is Halloween not a big deal where you live? I was reading a crafting website and there were so many comments to the effect of "I wish I lived in the US so I could do something like this!"

    And Gene Simmons, lame. You can't be what you are. That's like doctors who "dress up" as doctors.
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    11/01/09

    @vulcanized: I taught English in a rural village in Japan for two years and during Halloween time, I would dress up to school and teach Halloween lessons, which I think everyone got a kick out of it. One year, in one of my elementary schools, all the students and teachers dressed up and the students trick or treated from classroom to classroom, which was ADORABLE. I also taught some of my students how to make Jack O'Lanterns (Japanese pumpkins, by the way, really difficult to carve). However, if the person in my position wasn't really into Halloween, they wouldn't have celebrated it at all, other than a lesson in the English text book about Jack O'Lanterns. I think in cities where there are big expat communities, such as Tokyo, there might be more serious Halloween celebrations.

    And you kinda make me feel bad because I'm an amateur belly dancer and I dressed up as a belly dancer yesterday. I guess when I go professional, I won't dress up as a belly dancer on Halloween anymore, but it was really fun to pretend I was the real thing for one night. #gallery
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    11/01/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: No, you go on with your bad Halloween belly dancing self. I just feel like that outfit is basically Gene Simmons's uniform (I mean, how long was KISS around before we even knew what he actually looked like?), so it isn't really "dressing up". That outfit is basically his identity - he's dressed up as himself. It would be like John Roberts putting on his robe and telling people he's dressed up as a Supreme Court justice. I think the fun of Halloween is being something you're actually not. #gallery
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    11/02/09

    @vulcanized: well, to be fair to Gene Simmons, that pic was taken when he was performing at VooDoo Fest in New Orleans. He's probably contractually obligated to show up in the makeup... #gallery
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    11/02/09

    @JustZoot: Ah, that makes more sense. I didn't realize he was performing. I take it back, Gene. #gallery
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    11/01/09

    In reply to Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
    Half an hour ago I was watching "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" which is quite depressing. Seeing good ol' Brad dressed as eveybody's (ie my kids') favorite DJ Lance Bass while I'm still kind of in my Benjamin Button induced funk is some kind of mind freak. AND THE BEST THING EVER.

    Also WHAT IS HE DRINKING? I need to know! It looks like either milk or some kind of Bailey's mixed drink... #gallery
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    11/01/09

    In reply to Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
    Anyone see Christian Siriano as Ariel? Hilar. And his partner was Prince Eric! [twitpic.com] #gallery
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    11/01/09

    @highjump: I'm dying. So ferosh, Christian. So ferosh. #gallery
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