Spirit Airlines wants you to look on the sunny, bikini-clad side of those oil-choked birds with the cleverly-named "Best Protection" (BP). Buy a ticket to Jersey, Fort Lauderdale, or Cancun now! [Spirit]

No words, but Wonkette commenter Suds McKenzie has a few: "This is deranged I can believe in." [Wonkette]

We thought the horrific Gulf of Mexico oil spill was caused by faulty oversight, corporate greed, and possibly porn. But according to one self-described "minister," the true cause was abortion.

[Pensacola Beach, Florida; June 4. Image via AP]

Video has surfaced of the entire Obama family singing "Hey Jude" at a White House event honoring Paul McCartney. Though President Obama mentioned the Gulf Coast, critics say singing as oil gushes into the ocean is tone-deaf. [NYT, VillageVoice]

[Barataria Bay, Louisiana; May 23. Image via AP]

[Dauphin Island, Alabama; May 14. Image via AP]