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Katxyz
11/12/09

In reply to Beachy Keen
Hey, I don't want to interrupt y'all's parade or anything, but it's raining sideways here. Maybe you could tone it down a bit? #swimwearparade
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SarahMC
11/12/09

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Oh man, I have been nostalgic for Sydney lately and this hurts. #swimwearparade
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token_illiterate_commenter
11/12/09

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As we in the Northern Hemisphere head in to a cold, dark, winter I want to send a hearty "Fuck You" to those in the Southern Hemisphere. I am so jealous. #swimwearparade
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coconanas
11/12/09

@token_illiterate_commenter: Would it make you feel better if I tell you in some parts of Australia it doesn't really even get cold during winter? You can usually still wear t-shirts ... so it's almost like Summer all year round. #swimwearparade
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sarasasa
11/12/09

@token_illiterate_commenter: As we, the ones living in a city without beaches in the Southern Hemisphere, head in to a suffocating summer and have to continue studying throughout it, I send that "Fuck You" right back. I want either warm blankets or a seashore. This sucks. #swimwearparade
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token_illiterate_commenter
11/12/09

@coconanas: Yes, yes, that makes me feel MUCH better. Would it make you feel better to know that we're supposed to get our first measurable snowfall of the winter tomorrow? #swimwearparade
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token_illiterate_commenter
11/12/09

@sarasasa: You don't have to shovel heat. You don't have to scrape heat off from your windshield. You don't slip and break your ass on heat. Heat doesn't fall from above and go down the back of your coat. To be honest, I've lived in various places that didn't have winter and I missed it. I was fucking nuts. #swimwearparade
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Kitty
11/12/09

@token_illiterate_commenter: Just head over to southern California to turn that frown upside down! :) #swimwearparade
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token_illiterate_commenter
11/12/09

@Kitty: Can't swing a trip down to SoCal but I do have a trip to Vegas planned for Feb. to help chase the winter blahs away. No beach, but on the bright side I can drink too much and lose a lot of money. Yeah! #swimwearparade
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Kitty
11/12/09

@token_illiterate_commenter: Sweet! #swimwearparade
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Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
11/12/09

In reply to Beachy Keen
Wahhh. #swimwearparade
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
11/12/09

In reply to Beachy Keen
Oh phew. For a minute I thought it was spring break already. #swimwearparade
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Mafalda para Presidente
11/28/08

In reply to Long Life
"She's never been a worrier."

Oh crap, I'm doomed.
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NotChoinski
11/28/08

In reply to Long Life
I can't imagine spending 55 years over the age of 55.
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heykoukla
11/28/08

In reply to Long Life
I remember an interview with a guy in Australia who had reached 105, and they asked him what the secret to his long life was and he said "Giving up drinking...at 99." Ha!
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vagrantstar
11/28/08

In reply to Long Life
More education, less worry seem like universal tips for a life both long and happy.

Also: "She was 115 years, 220 days old, said Robert Young, a senior consultant for gerontology for Guinness World Records." Hee! My lifelong dream is to have a surname-appropriate job, but as far as I can tell my name comes from the Norse for Serpent Settlement. Shuffling papers and furtively mooching on the internets will do nicely for now I think.
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KatyLou
11/28/08

@vagrantstar: My boyfriend's last name is a homophone for "writer". When in college whenever anyone asked me what I wanted to be and I said "I would like to be a writer" he would always lean over and whisper "Give it time, you'll get there". Hee.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/28/08

@KatyLou: Ha, that's cute! My last name is somewhat nonsensical given the structures of English surnames (and is probably an historical mispelling of a name more common), so my friend insists on calling me Son of Eat.
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NotChoinski
11/28/08

In reply to Long Life
The title now passes to Montgomery Burns. Excellent.
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champagne
11/28/08

In reply to Long Life
What an amazing life and lady!
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