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marshmallory
03/05/09

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Taylor Momsen already has the Cheri Currie hair, so they should probs just give the role to her.
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lisas
03/05/09

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I too believe in my heart of hearts that Fifty Cent is both smoking hot and brilliant.

It always makes me anxious when I think the same as Sharon Stone, because then I might start going out in public wearing nothing but sheer black gauzy stuff and all my bits hanging out on display.
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Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
03/05/09

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Whoa, okay slow down, speed reader. I read that as Matt Damon prepping for a role AS Nelson Mandela, and my mind swirled with all the Benjamin Button-esque CGI-meets-makeup-fx that would entail.

Clearly, the coffee has not kicked in yet.
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CrankyOldBroad
03/05/09

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Jerry Hall, I love you for that backhand ex-husband burn.
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Rare Affinity
03/05/09

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Hold the front page when Russell Brand is seen NOT kissing some girl.
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bluebears
03/05/09

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Ralph Macchio is still gorgeous. Its amazing really.
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brinkswomanship
03/05/09

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Look Katherine, I've really tried. I loved Izzie Stevens for years, long past the time when most of the internet thought of her as a laughingstock crazee ladee. I've shelled out money for and sometimes even enjoyed your ventures into Hollywood. I indulged your penchant for saying what was on your mind, as impolitic as those statements have sometimes been. But you are DETERMINED to make this as hard for me as possible.

PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE A GODDAMN DIVA. YOU ARE RUINING THIS FOR ME. CAPS ARE THE ONLY RECOURSE.
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par3
03/05/09

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Chris Isaak's has a show on the BIO channel, and his cohost is a dog named Rodney. "Rodney is not 'my' dog, because you can't own a living thing, OK," he says. "We're friends" - then Isaak breaks into song.

THANK YOU!

i hate when people say 'dog's OWNER or MASTER'... this is how i will one day refer to my children- see how that sounds.
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stoprobbers
03/05/09

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It seems to me that LL is living more and more in her own bizarro-world with each passing day.

Lindsay, would you like to be relevant again? Please film a decent movie.

Thank you,
America.
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Stabby McStabberson
03/05/09

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the latest GOOP email starts: "A couple of months ago, I had the great pleasure of being invited to Mario Batali's house for dinner (Yes, that was a lucky f***ing invitation). Emeril Lagasse was also there as a guest..."

i think someone's spoken to goopy about her tone, because past issues would not have had the added parenthetical, "Yes, that was a lucky f***ing invitation."
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t-yo3
03/05/09

@Stabby McStabberson is stabby: I just checked and the posting on the website says (Yes, I am a lucky motherf**ker!). I don't like it, I think it's glib. It's like she's been reading all the criticism of GOOP (which I really had no real views on, one way or the other, before this) and so she's like Fine, you want me to acknowledge how lucky I am? Well, here you go, okay? Happy now, haters?

Acknowledging ur privilege, Gwyneth, ur doing it rong.
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Kivrin
03/05/09

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The Osbournes have a reality show? Shut the front door! That's awesome.

P.S. Is it 2002?
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devilchyld22
03/05/09

@Kivrin: It's a new variety show!

I love them, and I'm actually pretty excited for this.

I'm sure it won't last, but I shall enjoy it while it does.
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morninggloria
03/05/09

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What would you do if someone told you that you "look and act like Lindsay Lohan."
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Eeva
03/05/09

@morninggloria: I'd say "Mean Girls Lindsay Lohan or downward-spiral-someone-else's-jeans tabloid Lindsay Lohan?"
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morninggloria
03/05/09

@Eeva: I told him to get his eyes checked. Then I did a line off Sam Ronson's wrist.
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winchesterwolcott
03/05/09

@morninggloria: Someone tells me that I look like her all the time. It makes me very, very angry. I have also had a person (this is within the last few years) tell me that I look like another person who may or may not have been involved in a feud with LL. It caused me to become belligerently drunk. People tell me I look like other people all the time. It makes me nervous.
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lisas
03/05/09

@winchesterwolcott: B-b-b-but... looking like Lindsay is a compliment, surely.
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kaiwhakamarie
03/05/09

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I almost wish people would quit leaking stories about Chris Brown and Rihanna. I can't seem to stop reading about it, because I feel all invested, and I'm not even remotely surprised to hear that it wasn't the first time. But still, something in me was hoping against hope there were some extenuating circumstances we weren't privy to and that's' why she took him back.

But she's just part of a cycle, like so many of us other women were. *sad*
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YourScreenplaySucks
03/05/09

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Chris Martin says he's given Natalie Imbruglia "the best Coldplay song of all time.

Which means what exactly? That the song will be particularly pretty elevator music or that it will suck extra hard in the way only Coldplay can?
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HarpMadness
03/05/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: Talk about damning with faint praise. If I said something like that, I would mean it as an insult ...
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Kivrin
03/05/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: Shameful confession: I actually like Coldplay's latest album, but only as background music while I work. I know, it's awful, but I can't help myself.
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YourScreenplaySucks
03/05/09

@HarpMadness: I heard it as a threat.

@Kivrin: Coldplay as aural wallpaper makes sense. I've also successfully used them as a soporific.
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Hooplehead
03/05/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: Yes.
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EdnasEdibles
03/05/09

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I read somewhere that Nia Vardalos will go the bank and get a couple of hundred dollars out and then give $10 or $20 to homeless people she comes into contact with on the streets of LA throughout the month. I think most of her movies are fairly atrocious but when I heard that I liked her.

That being said, I will likely still not see this movie but my mom probably will.
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