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Joyce Carol Hall and Oates
11/18/08

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So would you say this could be the Wintour of her Discontent?
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krismry
11/18/08

@Joyce_Carol_Hall_and_Oates:We would, and could, and have already, for winters and even years on end, but it does no earthly good. The woman is immortal, content or none.
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krismry
11/18/08

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So maybe the real reason Anna Wintour is so tired has something to do with the relentless and unending campaign of practically every commenter on the entire interwebs for the past entire year to beg and plead with her to give up and go home and let someone else ruin Vogue for a change. It's past time.
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brendastarlet is on it
11/18/08

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I'm ready for a change of direction at American Vogue. How about David Remnick?
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Lolita Hazed
11/18/08

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Liela Moss is fab, I've adored her from afar for so long. What a badass bitch. I think everyone truly must listen to The Duke Spirit, they've been my favorite band for awhile and they're totes underratedz!
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
11/18/08

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Beyonce says when she wears her robo-glove, she is Sasha Fierce.

That never fails to make me giggle uncontrollably.
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Hamsterpants
11/18/08

@Dr. Winston O'Boogie aka MonkeySeeMonkeyDo: This is what my everyday life is lacking - a dual persona. I'm gonna start telling people like on Tuesdays and Thursday I'm Rodentra Slacks. That'll spice shit up a bit.
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rollergirl76
11/18/08

@Dr. Winston O'Boogie aka MonkeySeeMonkeyDo: Maybe she's trying to be Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
11/18/08

@Hamsterpants: Rodentra Slacks! I am falling out of my chair laughing. Seriously, Hamsterpants. You are dangerously funny. Haaaah!
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LaFemme
11/18/08

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Shoshannas clothes are awesome. Seriously, more people need to buy her stuff. I have been wearing her clothes for about 10 years, and she has the most amazing cuts for women with curves. Ever her tight dresses fit like a glove, but are not overly revealing.
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tscheese
11/18/08

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The McQueen stuff is skinny jeans, printed T-shirts, and shiny spandex ARM COVER THINGS.

Puke.
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AthertonMerriweather
11/18/08

@tscheese: I was in Target this weekend and there's alot of shiny spandex there already. They don't need anymore.
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Hamsterpants
11/18/08

@AthertonMerriweather: As I am poor, I have major love for the Target. But dayum, I don't know what's going on lately - I was in there the other day and it was all "The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe" up in there - like I groped my way to the back on my closet and came out in 1991. No delightful fauns though, but lots of pleather and flower pattern babydoll tops. I thought Blossom might jump out and attack me with a large papier mache flower hat.
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deltabella
11/18/08

@Hamsterpants: Have you checked out the Converse line yet? I've been surprisingly pleased with some of their pieces- the quality is much better and they run into larger sizes. I bought a sweater and two pairs of jeans from them last week and they held up to the wash/dry test, which is more than a lot of Target stuff can say.
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Hamsterpants
11/18/08

@deltabella: You are right! I bought a Connie dress and a skirt and they are very nice.
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ladyshiv
11/18/08

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David Lynch is an evil genius. I will watch anything he makes. But often on mute, because dude makes no damn sense half the time.
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morninggloria
11/18/08

@ladyshiv: I have never been so frightened as when I watched Mulholland Drive while housesitting in the country.
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ladyshiv
11/18/08

@morninggloria: ha! My friend hosts weekly viewings of Twin Peaks every year. We end it with a themed potluck. There is a list online of foods shown or talked about on the show. Made by a bigger nerd than us, thankfully.
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Hamsterpants
11/18/08

@ladyshiv: I hear the Log Loaf is a big hit.
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ZLevee
11/18/08

@ladyshiv: His stories are often driven more by the moods induced by the visuals than by the diialogue anyway.
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AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
11/18/08

@morninggloria: that's a weird-ass movie no matter when and where you watch it
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AthertonMerriweather
11/18/08

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I'm surprised Steve & Barry's business hasn't picked up during the recession. Are there clothes really that bad? They don't have one in my area.
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AthertonMerriweather
11/18/08

@AthertonMerriweather: *their clothes
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nyc-caribbean-ragazza
11/18/08

@AthertonMerriweather:

the clothes are beyond horrible. plus I wonder about clothes that are that inexpensive. my god what do they pay the workers in china who make the clothes?
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ToUnfoldThem
11/18/08

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I've gone to one steve and Barry's, and I tried to Sarah Jessica Parker line, Bitten. I had high hopes for it, but it was some of the cheapest material I've felt in a very very long time.
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hellosunshine
11/18/08

@AthertonMerriweather: I love them. I have two coats from them - one long one I just bought, and a cropped peacoat from last year's Bitten line. They're both super warm and comfy, look awesome, and fit really well - plus they've worn well. Same with the other Bitten stuff - the khakis and pencil skirts fit me better than any others I've worn. I'm rougher with my Dear stuff because I wear those on weekends, but they've worn really well too. I'm honestly really surprised and I hope they don't go under!
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hellosunshine
11/18/08

@ToUnfoldThem: @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Clearly I've been lucky!
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hellosunshine
11/18/08

@hellodarling loves president obama!!!: To be perfectly honest, they've (the pieces I've bought, at least) have worn better and look better than most of the clothes I've purchased at Gap, Old Navy and H&M as of late.
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rollergirl76
11/18/08

@AthertonMerriweather: The first time I ever bought jeans for my ex, I asked him which brand he preferred. He said Steve and Barry, and I was horrified. I ended up buying a nice pair from American Eagle instead. No boyf of mine is walking around in cheap ass jeans.
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morninggloria
11/18/08

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This is part of Beyonce's tragic descent into the madness of The Dark Side. Soon, Darth Sasha Fierce's transformation complete, she will destroy the balence of The Force and plunge the galaxy into turmoil.
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Kivrin
11/18/08

@morninggloria: And Jay-Z will say, with tears streaming down his face, "You're breaking my heart, Ani!"
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morninggloria
11/18/08

@Kivrin: He will also give birth to very powerful twins. One of whom will be adopted by the Jonas brothers and one of whom will be adopted by the Jolie-Pitts.
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CrankyOldBroad
11/18/08

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Golly, poor Karolina. How can her buddies do body shots off that?
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the_decider
11/18/08

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Forget the bionic hand. Beyonce owes me. Since Saturday night, all I've got going on in my mind is:

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it...

MMMMAAAAADDDDNNNNEEEEEESSSSSS
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AthertonMerriweather
11/18/08

@the_decider: I just got this song out of my head!! Curses!!!
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hellosunshine
11/18/08

@the_decider: DAMN IT! Well, at least it jazzes up the workday a bit.
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rollergirl76
11/18/08

@the_decider: I had that song stuck in my head all of Monday. I thought I was going to kill myself.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
11/18/08

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The robo-glove evidence merely confirms what I have long suspected. Beyonce is a Goa'uld.
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rollergirl76
11/18/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes: The Pirates of Penzance meets Blade Runner look:

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BlondeGoddess
11/18/08

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Most intriguing news of the day: how can you not have a bellybutton, Karolina?
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
11/18/08

@BlondeGoddess: I think she has had some sort of surgery. I have seen many women with tummy tucks that have identical belly buttons. I don't understand why she would need surgery but that's the only thing I can think of.
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YourScreenplaySucks
11/18/08

@BlondeGoddess: She must have had some kind of abdominal surgery at some point. Or she was either genetically engineered in a lab or hatched from a giant egg.
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Eeva
11/18/08

@BlondeGoddess: "It disappears in photos"? So she has a bellybutton, but it's camera-shy? So konfused, Kurkova!
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sportz.star
11/18/08

@Your Screenplay Sucks: Some sort of tummy tuck might make sense given the 3 children and instant return to modeling -- if I'm thinking of the right moddle.
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chatterboxwriting
11/18/08

@BlondeGoddess: I was born with a regular old belly button, but it was closed during abdominal surgery. It finally came back (the scar healed enough for the belly button to separate) but then I had surgery again in 2006 and it was sewn up again for a while. So maybe she had surgery.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
11/18/08

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Poor Karolina Kurkova - I totally understand. I have this mystery ass that shows up in pictures that can't possible be mine. Oooh! Doritos!
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Hamsterpants
11/18/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes: COTD!!!
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