Lack of Sleep Can Turn You Into a Resentful Monster

Obviously "waking up on the wrong side of the bed" is a very real menace—I've been storming around all morning because last night I had a dream that I got fat-shamed by Guy Fieri. (He was passing around "Guy's Bitchin' Pork Gelatin Garlic Fries" and he goes, "Here, Lindy, you look like you want the BIGGEST HONKER IN… » 1/21/13 2:00pm 1/21/13 2:00pm

Janeane Garofalo: Cranky "Old" Broad

Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, a very grumpy Janeane complained about coffee, bitched about Twitter, grumbled about male footwear and generally sounded like a crotchety old lady. If only she'd screamed, "Get off my lawn!" Instead, she sniped, "I was born in the 1920s." Clip mashup, left. » 5/29/09 7:00pm 5/29/09 7:00pm

Cat-erwauling

Proof positive that even bloggers need a day off on President's Day: A crappy, months-old pedicure peeking out of a hole in the cat socks your mom put in your Christmas stocking in 2002. » 2/16/09 11:40am 2/16/09 11:40am