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Fri Nov 20
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06:41 PM
(Mostly it'll just be awesome to be out of the house, at the bar, with him!)
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07:09 PM
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04:43 PM
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05:00 PM
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05:12 PM
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05:29 PM
Trust me, you'll be so smashed the movie will be even funnier.
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03:10 PM
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03:24 PM
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03:26 PM
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03:30 PM
That was HILARIOUS. Never seen it!
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03:34 PM
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03:35 PM
Sis: "Shoes"
Bro: "Playstation"
Dad: "Fiscal responsibility"
Mom: "Tom Skerritt
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03:41 PM
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03:46 PM
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05:21 PM
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02:34 PM
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02:46 PM
But just like you said, a few minutes and it was over and this time I had barely any cramping afterward. Plus, no babies for another 5 years!
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02:51 PM
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01:17 PM
I'm obsessed with Ice T and Coco
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01:57 PM
EDIT: I had to come back and edit this post so you knew I was being sarcastic about it being brilliant. I mean it was amusing to listen to him discuss Gangsta rap with scholars, but his thesis completely fell apart under questioning.
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02:06 PM
I was also being sarcastic, whatever came into that woman's head?
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02:34 PM
Then some stupid chick had to stand up basically give him positive reinforcement for his stupid ass sexist beliefs.
01:16 PM
Found rosary beads in the pocket.
It was amusing, yet a depressing reminder of why we don't date anymore.
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01:37 PM
I just wish it hadn't taken him like a year to figure it out though.
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01:56 PM
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12:00 PM
Despite the fact that I have made the most delectable Thanksgiving dinner single handedly every year for the past 5 years which of the following does my father-in-law still do:
A. Tell me my (brined, apple-stuffed, champagne roasted) turkey gives him the shits.
B. Asks for ketchup and then puts in on everything on his plate.
C. Insists that I do all the dishes before I sit down and relax.
D. All of the above.
If you guessed D, you get a gold star. Why do I bother?
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12:41 PM
Here we put laurel leaves in some sauces, when you get the laurel, you do the dishes. Try that.
Also, put some laxative in his share, if he has the shits he should be able to enjoy them a bit more :)
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12:47 PM
That turkey sounds amazing. I would love to have Thanksiving at your place. I'd replace your FiL with myself if I could AND do all the dishes.
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01:05 PM
@HannahBethD:@xgurl3eb: Actually I think I am going to do that this year. It's been five years and 10 holiday dinners. I think I've earned it.
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11:19 AM
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11:30 AM
Try to think about tonight, plan something and get through the day. A nice reward, good food, some booze and music!
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11:57 AM
In Argentina it is called "picada" lots of cold meats, bread, cheese and wine. It's similar to tapas but mainly with arthery clogging meats.
Have fun tonight!!!
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04:21 PM
Sorry you had a bad day, but it mad for a good read.
Feel better, it's the weekend!
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05:22 PM
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11:05 AM
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11:22 AM
I'm polite and always say hello and goodbye, he did me a favour once when I left my wallet in the office and he put it away. I brought him some pastries as a thank you and ever since then I got the weird nickname.
I think having too much time on your own can make you a bit odd.
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08:33 AM
I want to chalk up this to cultural differences, but the assistant at the shop wasn't Korean, she was just dim. And this sort of thing has happened before, the best/worst is that time I was window shopping and the assistant came outside and said to me "we carry larger sizes for your type"
I hate people.
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08:53 AM
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09:27 AM
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09:34 AM
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09:43 AM
We laugh about it now, but at the time it was just awful.
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09:49 AM
Thank you for sharing your stories, it makes me feel less crappy.
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11:41 AM
i took her aside when my best friend went back into the changing room. also made sure that she didn't get a comission after my friend - rightfully - bought the dress.
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11:50 AM
I have so many hang ups about my body, I don't need crazy shop assistants to add some more.
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12:21 PM
I once had a girl at a party tell everyone, " The store only carried really big sizes. Like so big they could have fit you (gestures to me)" It was fucking mortifying.
Honestly though, I think most people just say those things because they honestly don't think of it as an insult, just a descriptor like tall, or blonde. Also, this kind of thing really might be cultural because it used to happen to me a lot when I lived in Germany.
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12:23 PM
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12:29 PM
Thank you for your words!
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11/19/09
Most. Boring. PR. Ever.
Seriously.... what a snoozefest. They tried to make the judging seem fair, but it was the wicked witch all along. And I hate that they cut Carol Hannah first. Bitches. She was so sweet and nice and her collection pieces were individually the most interesting.
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11/19/09
@KittyKittyCat: I loved her collection. I agree that she lacked a theme, but hell that blue color was amazing and her shapes were unique.
Oh, and Irina. See Jillian Season 4 for armor done right.
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11/19/09
This whole season was really blah for me. Christian's season really just represented the peak for me. Jillian, Rami or him could all have run circles around these kids. At least Carol Hannah took some risks and had some colorful outfits.
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11/19/09
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11/19/09
C.H.'s poof skirt was really cool and the 13th look was beautiful. I think she would make a good wedding dress actually! (A hint of that gorgeous teal color would be great on a wedding dress).
And Season 4 for the win. Chris, Christian, Rami, Jillian, Sweet Pea. All so much better than the finalists tonight.
The 3 of them unable to open the hotel room door pretty much summed up the season for me ;o).
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12:48 PM
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11/19/09
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11/19/09
And then if possible, start an elaborate crank calling system. Stand in a trench coat outside his place and talk into your wrist etc.
If he wants to be a conspiracy theorist.... give him something to talk about.
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11/19/09
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11/19/09
To everyone who wished me luck with my epic paper last night-- thanks again. I finished proofreading my citations this morning and actually had 10 minutes to shower :o) You all rock!!
I offer Marlon Brando as an offering of gratitude.
*scurries back to reading. life of student--never done.
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11/19/09
I should be practicing.......6 hour rehearsal tomorrow, plus a two hour drive both ways, oh joy! THEN ANOTHER 6 hour rehearsal tomorrow, followed by a concert. And then Sunday.....oh joy!.........I have church. And another concert. And this thing called homework. And sleep. And cleanliness. And trying to remain sane.
Here's hoping we live to see the weekend! -raises glass-
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11/19/09
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11/19/09
a) I forgot how much I missed that show
b) I forgot the rush that comes from converting another Veronica Mars fan (seriously, I'm like a Veronica Mars vampire, I suck out peoples's time, and then they turn into Veronica Mars groupies, too).
c) Is Jason Dohring doing anything anymore? I miss that dude.
Any other Veronica Mars fans around? When was the last time you did a rewatch?
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11/19/09
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11/19/09
It's probably the best teen show I've ever seen. It's clever and funny and way dark.
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11/19/09
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11/19/09
I'll probably rewatch season 3 eventually; it's probably (hopefully) better than I remember.
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12:38 PM
@girl.of.your.dreams: I actually haven't finished the third season either. It's strange. I remember being frustrated with the direction of the show about half-way through the year, and it was up against House, which I had just gotten into at the time, so I ended up picking House. Gotta finish what I started one of these days...
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11/19/09
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11/19/09
Fry up some bacon (or use a package of real bacon bits like I do)
Chop up 2 tomatoes
Mix in 1 cup each mayo and sour cream (or more sour cream if you're like me and HATE mayo)
Serve with either bread, toast points or tortilla chips. I've found most people prefer chips.
We have this dip at nearly every party. It's sooo simple and a huge hit every time.
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11/19/09
My guacamole recipe, which always turns out really well:
Mash up 4 avocados
mix in
--some chopped up cilantro, maybe like 1/4 cup.
--2 diced roma tomatoes
--about 1/2 a bunch of green onions, chopped
--1 jalepeno, finely chopped
--some kosher salt
--juice from 1/2 a lime
add in 1 avocado pit to keep it from turning brown.
that's all! my measurements are imprecise, but i usually just play it by ear and go with what feels right. :)
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