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[www.finallyequal.com]
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Gaaargh blah grrr stabby rarrl!
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[en.wikipedia.org])
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Next time take me with you. :p
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#groupthink
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i yelled out my window to shut up. i hope this was justified/not too crazy
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@Zombie Ms. Skittles: if it weren't for all the giggles, i would have thought they were doing an impromptu homage to this great:
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Hearted for the *intent* to commit an act of awesomeness.
11/20/09
Finish my Spanish lab, knit my grandma a scarf for Christmas, go to Burger King with Girl from Karate, acquire Burger Shots combo meal + "Twilight Fan Pack," attend screening of New Moon, ogle.
This I think might make me a gigantic dork.
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*no sarcasm there, seriously.
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* I can't believe I type "hit me up" I'm leaving it as a warning sign of pending Douche Baggery.
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11/20/09
I got together with some friends, ate more than our fair share and watched He's not that into you so we could laugh and criticise.
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Is that movie as bad as I think it is?
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Also Jennifer Aniston looked so puffy, like he had had botox a minute before they started filming.
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11/20/09
Best turkey EVER: [nymag.com]
I made it last year and am doing it again this year. SO GOOD. I promise you won't regret it.
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Here are instructions from Joy of Cooking for brined turkey:
[tinyurl.com]
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I would try the duck fat recipe but I have no idea where to get duck fat, as I don't live in NY/near gourmet stores.
I want to try the brining mostly because I want to simplify day-of prep. Hopefully it won't be a disaster.
11/20/09
Anyhow, yes. The Lost World, 1925. Highly recommended. You can see it on Netflix Instant. And Lloyd Hughes is perfectly adorable.
11/20/09
I watched it a month or so ago for my film class and it really did freak me out. Particularly the part where nosferatu sneaks up on the dude in the bed.
I think for extra credit I'm going to write a paper comparing both Nosferatu, The Mummy (original) to Coppola's Dracula which I've seen a few times due to my love for Gary Oldman.
I'll have to check out The Lost World. I'm glad that you can watch all of the aforementioned films (except for the Coppola) online on Netflix. It makes everything so easy.
Oh and hearted for Nosferatu love!
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Tell me more about your film class. Are you an undergrad? I took film as an undergrad and a grad student, even though it was never my field, and those are some of my best memories of school. Just love. I teach first-year writing, and I show two films in the fall semester every year, just because I love it.
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But I love so many of the others. And I love them more every time I see them. Rear Window, NxNW, Frenzy, The Lady Vanishes, and The 39 Steps come immediately to mind.
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But the best part? My film prof is exactly like House. I could sit there and listen to him lecture all day.
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I am slightly in love with him.
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[amzn.com]
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But it's who you are! People who can't have that level of enthusiasm for anything are so boring. Just always have fun and don't mind the jerks.
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This is all that I think about. Argh. Please help, if you've read this far. Have you ever had a temporary job? What do you do?
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Also, I know it's easier said than done, but try not to be so worried! When I freak out about stuff, I know I'm prone to mess up more than I normally would. Good luck!
11/20/09
I feel like it's getting worse because there's this guy I really really like and he's super nice and cute and we've been flirting a bunch, but I can't bring myself to make a move, and not just because of the usual butterflies or whatever, like, I actually feel frozen in place a lot of the time. I am so terrified of someone else seeing my body that when I had roommates I used to get dressed in the shower stall after taking my shower (a single solved that, thank god). I know that asking him out doesn't automatically equal getting naked and that we can take it slow and if he has a problem with that he's an asshole, but I cannot get past the fact that no one would ever find me remotely attractive.
So anyway, I just don't feel comfortable discussing my body image issues with my current counselor but the counseling resources at my school are kind of limited (small little school, only three counselors, counseling center is wayyy overbooked) and I don't know if there's any kind of therapy that can go back in time and make my mom not yell at me that "no man will ever love you because you're so fat".
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I'm so sorry your mother said that to you- nobody should ever be told such a thing. When you find someone who truly cares for you they will love your body even if you don't, and it will feel amazing. I can empathize with you, though, I have the same kind of mother and the same kind of body issues. Please PM me if you want to talk.
11/20/09
No parent should ever say what your mom said to you. You can't erase it. But things can still get better. Ask your counselor about mentorship programs in your area-- Big Brothers/ Big Sisters is a good one, and they work with high school kids, too.
Body image stuff is hard, because you're with your body all the time. But there are a lot of people out there who understand what you're going through. Please keep asking for help until you get it.
xoxoxo
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NOTHING kills a boner like a naked Russian man wearing camp counselor sandals!
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#groupthink
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Fuck studying. I have just poured a large glass of Frangelico and put on a mini Rome marathon.
Antony? HOT. Gawd, the things I would let this man do to me....
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So damn hot. It's like Rome: The College Years.
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I decided to say fuck studying tonight too and got myself a copy of People's sexiest men.
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I started laughing/ crying-- had been 48 hours without sleep and was losing it. "Mom, you'll be lucky if I shower."
Night of hot men-- great cure for the stress.
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