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New York, 9:24 PM
Thu Nov 26
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In short, not much studying is happening right now.
08:57 PM
I can't resist corniness, sorry. You see how tons of food is not fodder for my wits.
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The day went without any glitches to speak of. Granted, I still had to listen to my brother in law tell me my major is silly.
I am thankful for you wonderful guys. You're always so interesting, smart, sassy, and compassionate. I hope everyone has had an amazing day.
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1) Made a cake for my neighbor as a thanksgiving I'm so kind it makes you puke gesture. An upside down one, of course.. I took it out too early, and flipped it over. It splattered all over my kitchen and took a horrible death.
2) We were supposed to have 16 people at our house, but only 1o could come. (2 of the 10 are little children who didn't really eat anything except pie) Now I have an extra turkey in the house. Turkey anyone?
3) Perhaps the worst of all, my sister murdered my pecan chocolate tart into a million little pieces. Now it looks the underside of the sewage system.
Your Turn!
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However, as always, my turkey absolutely soars above all other birds in flavor and texture because I season and brine it to within an inch of its life. And I adore the dry reisling with the poultry. I rock also with the roasted veg part. So, pretty much a win dinner. With hopes for a better all around meal next year.
08:24 PM
Earlier: Watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and wondering, "What ever happened to the actor who played Cameron?" Then, to IMDB, where I found out he was on "Spin City." I had no idea he was Stewart!
So, that's pretty good. But this is better.
Currently: Watching "Little House on the Prairie," (I know, a little embarrassing to admit) and the cast credits came on and I realized that I recognized an actor's name, so again to IMDB I went and...wait for it....this is really fantastic....the actor who played Mary's husband, created "Malcolm in the Middle."
Linwood Boomer was Adam Kendall.
Thanksgiving, the time to be happy for random bits of information.
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I thought I was the only person left in the country who liked that show. Consider yourself hearted :)
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Lone wolves unite!
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I'm on the West Coast. About to go out and try to find a turkey sandwich somewhere. (Clearly I love sandwiches.)
Edited to say: that music video is hilarously bad.
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#groupthink
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This crust [allrecipes.com]
with this filling [www.cooks.com] but boost the booze to 1/4 cup and use Knob Creek.
05:39 PM
Me: Can you make the potatoes?
Him: Okay... How?
Me: (name all of the boring steps to making the potatoes)
Him: So do I use the dish scrubber to clean the potatoes? Or do I get a clean dishrag to do that?
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Him: What should I put these in?
Me: I washed two containers for them
Him: So, in the kitchen?
Me: .......
Him: Like, here in the sink with the clean dishes?
Me:....... yes.......
#groupthink
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Well, except for baking. I kick ass at that.
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I'm about to make gravy.
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(Also, I chose Ingres as a topic because I thought I'd dislike him less. Nothing's really changed. He's just not my favorite.)
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