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Thu Nov 26
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    Image of ab33 ab33
    09:06 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    Guys, I have a major crush on my mother's cousin's step-brother's gay son. AHHHHHH fuck. Part of my brain is secretly going "but it's okay, we're not related!". Uhhh kind of missing a big one there, brain.
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    Image of Sapphire Sapphire
    09:14 PM

    @ab33: I feel like I need to sketch out an ab33-family-tree to figure this one out.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    08:59 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    The thing I hate the most about it being American Thanksgiving (ok... tied the most with not having Jezebel) is there's no new thursday night shows! I miss my Office, 30 Rock and Community, damn it!
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    08:55 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    Being stuffed with dressing, sweet potato, and turkey is not conducive to studying. Nor is a bottle of gewurztraminer. Nor this glass of Frangelico.

    In short, not much studying is happening right now.
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    Image of scarletbegonia scarletbegonia
    08:57 PM

    @curiousgeorgiana: We're in the same gravy boat right now.

    I can't resist corniness, sorry. You see how tons of food is not fodder for my wits.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09:01 PM

    @scarletbegonia: HA. Yeah, this sugar high is killing any snark or wit I might have had.
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    Image of scarletbegonia scarletbegonia
    09:02 PM

    @curiousgeorgiana: I certainly don't have it in me to analyze American Stories at the Met, two novels, or a Botticelli painting.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09:06 PM

    @scarletbegonia: Blergh. No way. I'm "studying" for contracts and criminal law. It is not going well. :o)
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    Image of Blodwynn Blodwynn
    09:14 PM

    @curiousgeorgiana: My teachers were smart enough to have everything due either the day before Thanksgiving or the Monday we return. They know where it's at. :P
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Blodwynn was starred Blodwynn was unstarred
    Image of scarletbegonia scarletbegonia
    08:50 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    Not sure my stomach has every been this full...haha.

    The day went without any glitches to speak of. Granted, I still had to listen to my brother in law tell me my major is silly.

    I am thankful for you wonderful guys. You're always so interesting, smart, sassy, and compassionate. I hope everyone has had an amazing day.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    08:30 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    Die Hard is on. Godfather is on. Battle of hot men. Alan Rickman probably wins here. Sorry James Caan and Al Pacino!
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    Image of Blodwynn Blodwynn
    08:33 PM

    @curiousgeorgiana: Die Hard! I LOVE that movie. I can watch it any time and still be entertained by it. And Alan rickman? He ALWAYS wins.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Blodwynn was starred Blodwynn was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    08:35 PM

    @Blodwynn: His voice pretty much seals the deal.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    08:47 PM

    @curiousgeorgiana: I gave my BF a get out of jail free-card if he ever meets Alan. Personally, I'd rather "meet" Clive Owen.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Edited by sayah at 11/26/09 8:47 PM sayah was starred sayah was unstarred
    Image of Blodwynn Blodwynn
    09:08 PM

    @curiousgeorgiana: That man could read the phone books and I'd still be enthralled.
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    Image of yes, i do know how to use my mouth yes, i do know how to use my mouth
    08:26 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    Thanksgiving Day Catastrophes:

    1) Made a cake for my neighbor as a thanksgiving I'm so kind it makes you puke gesture. An upside down one, of course.. I took it out too early, and flipped it over. It splattered all over my kitchen and took a horrible death.

    2) We were supposed to have 16 people at our house, but only 1o could come. (2 of the 10 are little children who didn't really eat anything except pie) Now I have an extra turkey in the house. Turkey anyone?

    3) Perhaps the worst of all, my sister murdered my pecan chocolate tart into a million little pieces. Now it looks the underside of the sewage system.

    Your Turn!
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment yes, i do know how to use my mouth was starred yes, i do know how to use my mouth was unstarred
    Image of pileofmonkeys pileofmonkeys
    08:44 PM

    @yes, i do know how to use my mouth: I was washing dishes and dropped my aunt's antique serving platter in the sink and chipped it badly. I cried.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment pileofmonkeys was starred pileofmonkeys was unstarred
    Image of FurrierAndIves FurrierAndIves
    08:47 PM

    @yes, i do know how to use my mouth: My pumpkin pecan pie was underdone in the center, and I scorched the praline pecans when I went to "brulee" the top layer. I really don't know how to make mashed potatoes/gravy. As a result this year, the gravy and potatoes were both a little too liquidey.

    However, as always, my turkey absolutely soars above all other birds in flavor and texture because I season and brine it to within an inch of its life. And I adore the dry reisling with the poultry. I rock also with the roasted veg part. So, pretty much a win dinner. With hopes for a better all around meal next year.
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    08:24 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    2 random pop culture factoids that have just made me ridiculously happy.
    Earlier: Watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and wondering, "What ever happened to the actor who played Cameron?" Then, to IMDB, where I found out he was on "Spin City." I had no idea he was Stewart!
    So, that's pretty good. But this is better.
    Currently: Watching "Little House on the Prairie," (I know, a little embarrassing to admit) and the cast credits came on and I realized that I recognized an actor's name, so again to IMDB I went and...wait for it....this is really fantastic....the actor who played Mary's husband, created "Malcolm in the Middle."
    Linwood Boomer was Adam Kendall.
    Thanksgiving, the time to be happy for random bits of information.
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    Image of ablative ablative
    08:25 PM

    @Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: Holy shit! I'm watching Little House on the Prairie tooo!

    I thought I was the only person left in the country who liked that show. Consider yourself hearted :)
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    Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux promoted this comment ablative was starred ablative was unstarred
    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    08:30 PM

    @ablative: Right back at you. But seriously...Adam is Linwood Boomer? My mind continues to reel. I love self re-invention stories.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    09:04 PM

    @ablative: How can you not like Little House? Especially the early years. These girls are too damn cute!
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    Image of sableized (just like starting over) sableized (just like starting over)
    08:04 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    Not to be a downer, but: is anyone else TOTALLY ALONE today? My plans with my best friend fell through - he had to go to Tahoe to see family, even though he didn't want to (and yes, we're independent adults). Currently I am listening to Belle and Sebastian and eating a lettuce and tomato sandwich. LETTUCE AND TOMATO, people. Not even any cheese or anything.

    Lone wolves unite!
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    Image of Rilo-Andy Rilo-Andy
    08:18 PM

    @sableized (just like starting over): I'm alone too. Went to the parade and had dinner by myself in a nice restaurant. The maitre'd was kind of a dick and gave me the "Sad Single Guy" face. Awhoooo!
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    sableized (just like starting over) promoted this comment Rilo-Andy was starred Rilo-Andy was unstarred
    Image of sableized (just like starting over) sableized (just like starting over)
    08:29 PM

    @Rilo-Andy: Haha, the phrase "she-wolf" always makes me giggle. In Latin the word for she-wolf is also the word for prostitute.

    I'm on the West Coast. About to go out and try to find a turkey sandwich somewhere. (Clearly I love sandwiches.)

    Edited to say: that music video is hilarously bad.
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    Edited by sableized (just like starting over) at 11/26/09 8:37 PM sableized (just like starting over) was starred sableized (just like starting over) was unstarred
    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    08:47 PM

    @sableized (just like starting over): I'm alone today, too! Had more invites this year then I've ever had, but I'm seriously sick of people. I spent the day alternating between watching Trigun and Psych and passing out.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    08:50 PM

    @sableized (just like starting over): Partly, I'm the only one still up. (It's about 3 am here.) Just little old me and the computer.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment sayah was starred sayah was unstarred
    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    07:42 PM

    Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

    #groupthink
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    07:19 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    Team Pie, I have a winning entry:

    This crust [allrecipes.com]

    with this filling [www.cooks.com] but boost the booze to 1/4 cup and use Knob Creek.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    05:39 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    My husband is bringing the lolz this afternoon, so I thought I would share the wealth.

    Me: Can you make the potatoes?
    Him: Okay... How?
    Me: (name all of the boring steps to making the potatoes)
    Him: So do I use the dish scrubber to clean the potatoes? Or do I get a clean dishrag to do that?
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    Image of deeemer deeemer
    06:12 PM

    @Tippi Hedren: They do it on purpose, so that we're get so tired of explaining, that we'll do it ourselves.
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    Image of spamanda spamanda
    07:02 PM

    @Tippi Hedren: Are you married to my husband? Today he asked me how he could help, and I told him he could put the pickles (which I'd already made!!!) into two containers to take to my mom's.
    Him: What should I put these in?
    Me: I washed two containers for them
    Him: So, in the kitchen?
    Me: .......
    Him: Like, here in the sink with the clean dishes?
    Me:....... yes.......

    #groupthink
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    07:07 PM

    @spamanda: how on earth did they survive without us?!
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    08:42 PM

    @Tippi Hedren: Oh god, I hate to admit it but I'm totally your husband in this situation. My husband is all over the cooking and kitchen duties and I'm a complete moron. Like ... how do you cook pasta, kind of moron.
    Well, except for baking. I kick ass at that.
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    Image of Sapphire Sapphire
    05:29 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    Everybody stand back!!

    I'm about to make gravy.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Sapphire was starred Sapphire was unstarred
    Image of Sapphire Sapphire
    06:47 PM

    @Sapphire: Y'all! It thickened! It was actually gravy!
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    08:01 PM

    @Sapphire: Me too! It's amazing how I have no fear about making turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes etc., but gravy? I'm a freaking nervous wreck.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    04:48 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    05:17 PM

    @Dodgergirl: aw man, it makes me really unhappy when barney gets slapped. esp in the most recent episode? TYING the dude to the chair? How come the slap commissioner never ever makes any decisions in Barneys favor? hmph
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    Image of desgarcons desgarcons
    03:18 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    I'm finishing up my Ingres' paper that's due later this afternoon. That pumpkin pie will taste very good indeed.

    (Also, I chose Ingres as a topic because I thought I'd dislike him less. Nothing's really changed. He's just not my favorite.)
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    chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish promoted this comment Edited by desgarcons at 11/26/09 3:18 PM desgarcons was starred desgarcons was unstarred
    Image of Theacracy Theacracy
    03:07 PM

    In reply to Stick A Fork In It
    Here at home with my mom and my kids for an impromptu Thanksgiving meal. We were supposed to go to my brother's place today but my niece is really ill so we are postponing until sometime this weekend. So we went to the (very busy) supermarket and bought a large chicken to roast, a frozen pumpkin pie to bake and a lot of sides that can be made quickly. It's actually really fun and so much less stressful than planning things out days ahead.
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    Dodgergirl promoted this comment Theacracy was starred Theacracy was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    03:12 PM

    @Theacracy: Enjoy your impromptu Thanksgiving. I hope your niece feels better soon!
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