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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/14/09

    In reply to Scientists Dream Up New, More Disgusting Form Of Liposuction
    What happened to that pill they were working on?
    You know, the one that helps you if you're working out, and kind of works out for you if you don't like to go to the gym?
    I want that. I don't want this.
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    08/14/09

    In reply to Scientists Dream Up New, More Disgusting Form Of Liposuction
    I'm afraid the only useful phrase coming to mind is "Ew."
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    08/14/09

    In reply to Scientists Dream Up New, More Disgusting Form Of Liposuction
    I had a mouse that looked like that once. We thought he had a tumor. It turned out he was super constipated from pounding too many Cheerios and we had to feed him mineral oil for a week to get him to crap back down to normal size.

    All this to say, that procedure sounds hideous.
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    08/14/09

    In reply to Scientists Dream Up New, More Disgusting Form Of Liposuction
    At first glance at the accompanying photo, I thought that the new alternative to lipo was going to be surgically inserting mice into the patient's thighs and then letting them eat the fat.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    08/14/09

    In reply to Scientists Dream Up New, More Disgusting Form Of Liposuction
    Scientists ALSO believed that by the year 2000, we'd all be flying around in personal jetpacks and colonizing the moon.

    I am still waiting for my jetpack.
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    08/14/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Ten bucks says we'll get fat conversion transfusions first. Mark my words. Yay, Science.
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    Image of InCahoots InCahoots
    08/14/09

    In reply to Scientists Dream Up New, More Disgusting Form Of Liposuction
    Look, scientists: It's great that you're smart and come up with all of these things to defy nature, but.... I don't know. Have you ever read "Leiningen Versus the Ants"? Because nature definitely won that one, and I think it might be coming for you after it hears about this tomfoolery...
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    08/14/09

    In reply to Scientists Dream Up New, More Disgusting Form Of Liposuction
    I can't tell you how often I've thought to myself, "If only surgery could make me MORE rodentlike."

    Plus, wouldn't it be easier just to suck the fat out and leave it out? Seems counterintuitive to be putting it back in.
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    08/14/09

    In reply to Scientists Dream Up New, More Disgusting Form Of Liposuction
    I think that I will someday be able to say, "Your brown fat privilege is showing!"
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    08/14/09

    In reply to Scientists Dream Up New, More Disgusting Form Of Liposuction
    Replacing white fat with brown fat? See, yet another example of white discrimination!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/14/09

    @LuvEwan: I read on Sarah Palin's Facebook page that Obama is going to kidnap us and force us to pledge allegiance to the brown fat, and he's going to send all of our white fat to internment camp.
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    08/14/09

    @LuvEwan: SOMEONE CALL GLEN BECK!
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    08/14/09

    @morninggloria: Not to mention the goverment Fat Panels, in which Obama's bureaucrats will determine whether we're really fat, or just big-boned.
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    08/14/09

    @LuvEwan: Uh - Ms. Activist. :D
    Before you organize your next campaign, did you read your PM?

    (Sorry I didn't get back to you about where they were. I'd left the thread before I got that note from you. Curt told you where you could find them, yes?)
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    08/14/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Fat Panels. Do they drape those over the Death Panels?
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    08/14/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I look under "messages" but all I see is a message Curt sent in July. I don't see any other messages.
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    08/14/09

    @LuvEwan: Then I will put it back now. Give me 5 minutes.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    08/14/09

    In reply to Scientists Dream Up New, More Disgusting Form Of Liposuction
    My, my. All this talk about squirting and sucking is giving me the vapors!
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    08/14/09

    @TransFat: Not to mention the picture of that chubby chaser looking for some tail!
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