'Old Dudes Choking Their Chickens': Yelp's Grimmest Sex Club Reviews

Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a new regular feature where we share people's worst experiences at the worst places. This week: extremely disgruntled reviews of sex clubs, swingers clubs, dungeons, and the occasional strip joint.

'Old Dudes Choking Their Chickens': Yelp's Grimmest Sex Club Reviews

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