<![CDATA[Jezebel: gretchen carlson]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: gretchen carlson]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/gretchencarlson http://jezebel.com/tag/gretchencarlson <![CDATA[Playing Dumb: Jon Stewart Calls Out Gretchen Carlson On Ditz Act]]> Fox News has been accused of cynically playing up populism despite being run by, well, Eastern elites. But as The Daily Show pointed out last night, Gretchen Carlson's adding a "dumb blonde" schtick does Everyman one better, reality be damned.

The Daily Show has historically gotten a lot of mileage out of Fox & Friends' Gretchen Carlson's "troubled mom" persona, which basically involves wrinkling her nose and innocently wondering what this Obama fellow is up to with our country.

Stewart employs Carlson's own hard-hitting research tactics (Google!) to learn that she may not be as simple and hair-twirling as she lets on. Dumbing yourself down is bad enough when it's to work an audience into a populist frenzy. But disingenuously playing into gendered soccer mom, gee whiz cliches? Evil brilliance.

Earlier Fox News Host Screens Next Generation Of Miss Americas

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<![CDATA[Conservative, MJ-Hating Concern-Trolls Worried For Black Community]]> Bill O'Reilly, Fox & Friends' dead-eyed, soulless Gretchen Carlson and Juliet Huddy got together yesterday to muse thoughtfully about the intersection of celebrity, death, sexuality, race and hagiography. Just kidding: they just wanted to know what's up with black people!

In particular, Bill O'Reilly wants to know why it is that Famous Political Black People, like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, are hanging around Jackson's famliy (hint: the proximity of cameras might have something to do with it!) since Michael's black card was revoked after he had "white" children. Carlson and Huddy, for their part, want to know why black people don't understand Jackson was a "pedophile" and a "freak." And they all want to know — especially Carlson and Huddy — why it is that celebrities can get away with everything. Including of course, sexually harassing one's subordinates.

Why Do Black People Like Michael Jackson?: O'Reilly [Newser]

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<![CDATA[Carrie Prejean Heads To Fox News... And Not As A Guest]]> Speaking of Prejean (the younger), the pageant contestant will be guest-hosting Fox & Friends for anchor (and 1989 Miss America) Gretchen Carlson on May 27th. You knew that was coming. [US News & World Report]

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<![CDATA[Fox News Host Screens Next Generation Of Miss Americas]]> Last night saw the series premiere of TLC's Miss America: Countdown to the Crown, an effort to both attract the much-desired younger female demo and create interest in the beleaguered beauty pageant.

As the series' official site explains, the show follows 52 state "title holders" as they compete for 15 slots in the actual January 24 pageant.

With 52 women to get to know — and one hour in which to do it in — the premiere didn't give us a particularly strong impression of any of the contestants. (We think we remember liking the spunky Miss Missouri.) But then... there was Gretchen Carlson. The former Miss America winner and current co-host of Jezebel hating Fox & Friends turned up as a special "consultant" and was given the task of posing questions about hot-button social issues — sex education, same sex couples and adoption — in order to get the contestants to "debate". (Culture wars? What culture wars?) In the clip above, Carlson the Republiblonde is introduced to the ladies by the show's host, and then gets down to the business of separating the real Americans from the arugula-eating elitists. (If nothing else, we now know that Miss America is probably going to be a Republican.) Below, stills of the ladies' reactions to Carlson's initial appearance on the scene.



"The chick from Fox News???" (The pursed lips give it away)



Check out the girl in the middle:



Here's a two-fer:



Color this one unenthused:



It just gets better:



A classic Bish Plz:



Love. Her.



Even Carlson's co-consultants look on with suspicion.









In her defense, during the round of table interviews with the "pink" team, Carlson gives as good as she gets (to those from blue states, mostly):





Fun fact: Did you know that Michele "Batshit" Bachmann used to babysit Gretchen?




By the way, this is Miss Iowa, self-professed Gretchen Carlson fan, checking out the competition at the pink table. Keep an eye on her.


Earlier: Fox & Friends Insists That Palin Haters Are All New York City Women
Jezebel "Bugs" Fox & Friends Host Steve Doocy

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<![CDATA[Fox & Friends Insists That Palin Haters Are All New York City Women]]> Fox & Friends is claiming, for the second time in as many weeks, that the only people who hate Sarah Palin are "elite" New York City women. Hostess Gretchen Carlson, who refers to herself "as somebody in the female persuasion," just doesn't understand the hatred, because Sarah Palin isn't "going to ruin your life." In addition to Carlson's commentary, our old buddy Steve Doocy says that a lot of New York women figure, "she's from a big state with not that many people and I'm better than her." Well this elite New York woman wants to correct your grammar. Better than she, Steve, better than she.

Earlier: Jezebel Bugs Fox & Friends Host Steve Doocy

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<![CDATA[Today On Fox & Friends: "Brian Gets A New Puppy!!!"]]> Aw, look at that! It is a cute little puppeh on the otherwise disaster-filled morning show, Fox & Friends. Oh but wait, don't think a cute segment about co-host Brian Kilmeade's new puppy could slip through the producer's hands without being turned into something completely unwatchable. First there is the generous helping of no less than 14 different sound effects playing as Kilmeade and co-host Gretchen Carlson desperately try to talk through the segment (a sampling: The whistle theme from Lassie, dog barking, and a gun shot). And then there is weatherman/co-host Steve Doocy's anger at being upstaged by something cute which he maturely deals with by whistling over Kilmeade and Carlson and then mocking Kilmeade for not having picked out a puppy name quick enough. Someone wants attention! As Anna put it: "Leave it to Fox News to make a cute puppy segment annoying." Clip above.

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