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    Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity

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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    05/02/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    Um...
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    my favorite part is the shot from the pageant in which Carrie Prejean's fans are holding up signs that spell "CALIFORINA"!!! sounds like a type of hot cereal.
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    People who say "uh" and "um" a lot during formal speeches and presentations annoy the shit out of me. There are notes in front of you. Presumably you have rehearsed. Why do you need to fill space?
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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    05/01/09

    @Katxyz: One of my English teachers demonstrated how annoying "um" is by having some students read aloud a dramatically-charged passage from A Doll's House, inserting "um" at the start of every sentence.


    It was hilarious.

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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    "What are your thoughts on civil unions?"

    "Oh, I don't have thoughts."
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    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    Seriously thought it was Jessica Simpson for a minute.
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    The only reason people are actually listening to this swine-flu inftected word vomit is because she's pretty and was on TV for being pretty. If she were this stupid and average looking, no one would pay any attention to her. Therefore join me in hoping that her face implodes.
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    Image of angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    "But I think that there should be rights for people, you know, especially in California. I think that people that are homosexual should have some rights, you know, hospital rights, and things like that."


    I mean, yeah. Like, if they're dying of AIDS (which they inevitably will be), we should probably throw some pills at them. Other than that, we shouldn't be responsible for their sinful lifestyle! PRAISE JEBUS.

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    05/01/09

    @angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: p.s. I love Jesus and Jesus loves beauty pageants!
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    So "religious liberty" is defined by the Right as the liberty to curtail the liberties of others you don't agree with? Check, please.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    You know, the marriage of our current president's parents would have been illegal in several states under anti-miscegenation laws that were still on the books at the time of Obama's birth. A lot of the arguments against racially mixed marriage were the same as you hear against same-sex marriage - "it will hurt the children, children will grow up without good homes and parents, the children will never amount to anything, it's unnatural, it will cause a breakdown in society, it goes against tradition" etc. I'm pretty sure that most Americans, even those who wouldn't personally like to see it in their families, are not all worked up about interracial marriage anymore. I like to think that eventually same-sex marriage will go the same way, as it gains legal standing state by state until eventually it seems quaint that it was once banned.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/01/09

    @Flackette Goes Retro: Also - I would like to invite her over to the house of the most stable and loving couple I know, a nurse and a police officer who have two darling pre-school daughters. They have arts and crafts days in the kitchen, birthday parties with homemade cakes, pinatas and tu-tus, dance and sing and wear out their parents. They own a home in a nice middle-class neighborhood and have family and friends over for picnics. They are college sweethearts who walked down the aisle as soon as the younger one graduated. And they both happen to be women.
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    Image of Tangy.Nihilista.Barcelona Tangy.Nihilista.Barcelona
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    @greengrey: yeah, she is the type who when they get marriage, during her bachelorette party she will drag her entourage of drunk obnoxious ignoramuses around to LA gay bars
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/01/09

    @Tangy.Nihilist: to celebrate the sanctity of marriage in a drunken stupor, natch.
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    Image of freckles freckles
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    I'm taking it like this: She's not for or against gay marriage, she's for PUBLICTY. Whatever gets the cameras rollin, right fake tits?
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    05/01/09

    @freckles: She's like Heidi 2.0, but with more aggressive ignorance and even less entertainment value (how is that even possible??!)
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    Image of freckles freckles
    05/01/09

    @Mmmmkay is a naughty girl with a bad habit!: Exactly. I can't wait for her to decide she wants to be a pop star and drop her cd entitled "Penis and Vagina, the Way God Wants it."
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    05/01/09

    @freckles: hahahha oh my god that is awesome, you are being hearted.
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    Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) was starred Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) was unstarred
    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    Um, you mean "Ad for NOM", not "NOW", right? Because I highly doubt she's a card-carrying NOW member.
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    Any asshole can fart an opinion.

    I like how she tried to pretend that saying that she's against same sex marriage ISN'T discriminatory.

    Does she even know what it fucking means?
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    Again, I think the real problem with her pageant answer wasn't its content, but the fact that it was totally inarticulate (opposite marriage?).
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    Image of Tangy.Nihilista.Barcelona Tangy.Nihilista.Barcelona
    05/01/09

    In reply to Miss California Opens Mouth, Exhales Inanity
    What the hell does "promote marriage" even mean???
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/01/09

    @Tangy.Nihilist: Get knocked up and subsequently shotgun married to your high school boyfriend?
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    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    05/01/09

    @Tangy.Nihilist: I think that's when you give it a corner cubicle that all the other socially institutionalized relationships can be jealous of.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/01/09

    @Tangy.Nihilist: Write commercials for DeBeers?
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