Not just the territory of celebrity weeklies, the bump watch is as old as time. Gossips were counting the months and checking waistlines in Pepys' letters, and those Empire-waisted dresses must have been a blessing in a time when any hint of a bump was considered unsightly. But when did it become not just okay but de…

This kids-reenact-Project-Runway is kind of reminiscent of a po-mo Our Gang — and we feel bad for the little boy who has to wear the Michael Kors bronzer — but we can't stop watching it.

The people I was rooting for have left the show, but I'm psyched for the Project Runway finale tonight! To celebrate, here's a gallery of Nina Garcia's best reaction faces — bored, disapproving, disappointed — it's all here.

Since the producers love to drag things out and torture the PR audience, last night's episode wasn't really the finale, it was the finale PART ONE. The remaining four designers had $9,00 and four months to create collections.

We call Project Runway The Greatest Show On Earth, so it was fitting that last night's episode — in which the final four were decided — began at the circus.

The bad news: I went to bed early and my DVR declined to record ProjRun last night. The good news: My mom watched it and told me everything.

Last night in a ProjRun first — and a feat of integrated advertising — the designers created their own fabrics (using software and computers made by a sponsor). It was all downhill from there!

I love New York! I grew up here; it's a helluva town. But last night's episode — in which the designers had to come up with ensembles inspired by Manhattan neighborhoods — made NYC look like a dull, colorless place.