great sexpectations
The other day we were informed about a young man who didn't lose his virginity until he was in his 20s and created a
website on which he writes really obvious — but also valuable — relationship and sex advice for guys who are inexperienced with women.
I even learned something from
his post about basic stuff no one ever told him about sex! ("If the girl gets too wet during sex it can reduce the friction to the point where you don't really feel anything." I had no idea!) Anyway, inspired by his work, I decided to write a primer for
female virgins. Because although women usually learn the basics through friends (or magazines like
Cosmo), there are still aspects of sex that we're forced to learn the hard way. After the jump, the five things about sex most other women are too prudish or ashamed to share.
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great sexpectations
On Saturday, some of the Jezebels went to brainstorm over S'mores at a coffee/sandwich shop, when, who should appear but
Dr. Ruth. She shuffled by our table, all 50 inches of her — seriously, girlfriend is
short! — and Anna was the first one to spot her. I was like, "Guys, I
have to get my picture with her!" Anna said, "Yeah, and ask her about what she thinks about guys asking to
come on your face on the first date." I convinced Dodai to walk over to Dr. Ruth to take our picture on my phone; she was sitting alone, reading a book. (You can't tell from this shot, but her glasses were lined in pink rhinestones. Cuteness!) She was really gracious — all smiles — and allowed me to pose for a picture with her. Then she turned back to her book, so I said, "I'm sorry, can I just ask you one question?" She smiled and said, "Yes, but make it quick." Ha! I briefly considered the cum-on-the-face thing, but thought, "Oh I can't. She's about to eat!" For some reason, I felt that period sex was a more appropriate mealtime topic for conversation.
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