In an exclusive interview with Reuters ahead of his improbable hundredth day in office this Saturday, Donald Trump, a maniac with a Twitter account that still “runs” this country, said that there’s still a possibility of conflict with North Korea.
President Donald Trump, a moldy sponge that smells faintly of vomit, is not a big fan of the media. Thank god his son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner is there to whisper his displeasure to the people in power.
Maine Governor Paul LePage attempts to explain his very obviously racist remarks about the state’s heroin problem, does a great job:
I firmly believe that, often, people are the absolute worst. We terrorize the earth and other animals and we just do many, many shitty things. However, at Coffee Perk in Bluffton, South Carolina, people are proving me wrong that people are the worst.