And maybe it's just because I'm due for my period, but I got really misty-eyed when I saw that. I think it's probably the closest to what Anna would have chosen for herself, bless her loopy little soul.

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Because while this doesn't look tacky at all, in my opinion, finding out its like 8ft by 5 ft may change my opinion. (Looking at the grass, i don't think that's possible, but how could something that size weigh 2.5 TONS?)

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'Tacky in life, tacky in death' I always say. Well, I don't always say this. As a matter of fact, this is the first time; but I think I'll make it a mantra, now.

My epitaph may be an homage to my love for all things candy corn and Golden Girls-related. Plus a picture of my afro pic, which has been a constant companion. I do love it more than all the fishies in the sea.

Plus I'll add these quotables that have carried me through life:

1. Go to bed with an itchy butt, wake up with sticky fingers.

2. Never turn your back on a unicorn.

3. There's no void that icecream, something fried, or vodka cannot fill.

4. Trust no one but your mama. But when you're playing a card game with her and she's the dealer, you still cut the deck.

5. When you achieve anything in your life, repeat to yourself "I got lucky. I got lucky" over and over again. This way, you will develop a nice, warm lucky feeling.

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I think it's beautiful. It gave me cold chills.

It's so strange the way they both died. :(

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But probably not appropriate for a headstone.

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stuck in my head.

Other than that, I'm with Hortense. I'm sure she would have thought that this was a fitting tribute.

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