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No Cereal For Young Men
Strong Enough For A Man
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06/01/09
Hot or cold, w/ a little (2tsp) honey, maple syrup, or choc syrup.
For a very hearty, but speedy breakfast: eat a couple of spoonfuls of nonfat, fruit yogurt, pour some G'nuts in the cup, mix, bail.
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You forgot ugly, lazy and low in bran.
Shut up, corn flake. Go fix me a bowl of milk.
No dad, what about you?
Fuck you.
No dad, what about you?
Fuck you.
Dad, what about you?
Fuck you.
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However, I WOULD be wary of unchanged ice cream containers. I once got food poisoning from a Cold Stone, true story. So on second thought, do be afraid of the ice cream.
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I'll stick with eggs.
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On another note, I'd like to be an Insights Director. Seriously, I could rock that shit. To wit:
"Dear Boss, our department doesn't hate you because we have a knee-jerk reaction against authority. We hate you because you're a nasty jerk. However, we tolerate you because you frequently mispronounce common words while waxing nostalgic about your old days in journalism, and the irony, it is funny."
Look, life-changing insights! I am job!
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"Gotta have my Pops"!!
(Seriously, though, I used to get into vicious screaming matches with my little sister over who got the last bowl of Corn Pops. Anyone who got in the way usually ended up injured...)
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But seriously, I hear they're good in muffins. Grape Nuts. Not Father Figures.