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    Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    The cowgirls I see in soCA don't wear flannel in the summer. They wear long sleeved or short sleeved t-shirts often with pictures of horses on them or slogans such as "Remember when Mama's on her horse's back, she's not on yours" or "Barn Princess" or "You wish you could ride like a girl."
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    Image of sumerfish sumerfish
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    I hate Glamour's "don't feel bad about..." section. Every issue has the same sorts of stupid, feminine cliches in there, or it's something I never felt bad about before, and now I wonder if I should. It's always things like "don't feel bad about spending a night at home instead of going out on friday night!!!" or "don't feel bad about ordering dessert on a date!"


    When are they going to print things I actually might feel bad about, like, "Don't feel bad about escaping the obnoxious dude who bought you three drinks when he went to the bathroom!" or "Don't feel bad about parking in that private church lot on a Tuesday! They aren't using it!"

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    Image of Rosaxé Rosaxé
    06/16/09

    @sumerfish: Once they printed one that said "It's OK to spend half an hour in the museum and an hour in the gift shop." Guilty.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    06/17/09

    @Rosaxé: Always guilty of that. Always.


    Well except at Van Gogh's Van Gogh's at L.A. County MOMA. We spent every single second we could drag it out with the paintings.

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    Image of hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    why did they style her like a hipster. it really bothers me for some reason.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    wear sunglasses on your head and consider it a hairstyle -

    Tks Glamour for recognizing my style - I've been doing this for ages.
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    zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was starred zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    Someone in their photoshop department fucking HATES Sandra Bullock.
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    Image of Mishegoss Mishegoss
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    Confession: I bought this issue because when I look at Sandra Bullock, I am reminded of Practical Magic and it makes me all fuzzy inside.
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    Image of TurtleWexlerKickedMe TurtleWexlerKickedMe
    06/16/09

    @Mishegoss: ME TOO! I am not even kidding. This is the first issue of a women's bag I bought in probably a year+.


    Oddly, my friend is one of the women modeling bras, which I hadn't known prior to buying it. Serendipitous all around.

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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    Wait, drink before FIVE? I always thought I was in the clear if I waited for noon
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    Image of lolacat lolacat
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    Is it me or does her trunk seem freakishly long?
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    Why is she dressed as a cover model for Seventeen?
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    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    06/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: ha! Jinx.
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    thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. was starred thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. was unstarred
    Image of oh.geez. oh.geez.
    06/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: She doesn't look 17, but she sure as hell doesn't look like some old lady, either. So, what do you want her to wear?
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/16/09

    @oh.geez.: Sigh. What I was trying to say is that is not the normal look for a Glamour cover. That is all. I wasn't putting down Sandra Bullock.
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    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    06/16/09

    @oh.geez.: Something about the studded belt, exposed midriff, trendy plaid top that all the kids are wearing, etc. looks really teenagery to me. Plus, they've photoshopped 15 years and a few pounds off of her. I don't think Sandra is old (and she's gorgeous and I'm sure even un-photoshopped looked great here), but it doesn't really look like the current 45y/o her to me.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Such as:


    [www.etonline.com]

    [blog.lelaluxe.com]

    [smartenupnas.com]

    [lancemannion.typepad.com]

    [www.millionlooks.com]

    [fashionmagdaily.com]


    Glamour dresses up their cover models up a lot. This is very casual looking, like a cover from Seventeen.

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: And Exhibit B:


    [images.google.com]

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    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    Why are they trying to make Sandra Bullock look like a teenager? This cover looks straight out of Seventeen.
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    thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. was starred thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. was unstarred
    Image of ZemarSea Urchin ZemarSea Urchin
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    Uh I thought the rule was no drinks before 11 a.m.? Wait 'til 5? P.M.?! What?!
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    06/16/09

    @ZemarSea Urchin: There should be no time restraints for alcohol. Same goes for weed, naps and flan.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    Other ways to rebel: "have a cookie before noon or a drink before 5 P.M.


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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    10 Things That Will Put You In A Good Mood :)


    1) Dick Cheney being water-boarded

    2) Bill O'Reilly being fired by FOX News

    3) Anna Wintour quitting Vogue to become a hermit

    4) Jon & Kate Plus 8 Final Episode!

    5) Bravo calls next show The Fake Housewives of...

    6) Simon Cowell loses his voice

    7) Hillary Clinton cracking Kim Jong-Il in the balls

    8) Britney Spears settles down, meets a nice man, marries, and lives a peaceful life out of the spotlight

    9) Jessica Alba never appears in film ever again.

    10) Brad dumps Angelina for Jen

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/16/09

    @NefariousNewt: Change item 10 to Angelina dumps Brad for Jen and consider my mood excellent.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/16/09

    @NefariousNewt: Ugh, no. That final thing is just maddening.


    Angelina is the espresso to Aniston's Folger's.

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    Image of lolacat lolacat
    06/16/09

    @NefariousNewt: 11) Me and the Reverend Phelps in a locked room with a melon baller.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    06/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I wish I could go back and edit it, because I like your 10) better.
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    Image of lolacat lolacat
    06/16/09

    @NefariousNewt: 12) Joe Francis: The Real Story- Dick Cheney is MY Dirty Old Man and I Love Him For It.
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    lolacat was starred lolacat was unstarred
    Image of Laulau Laulau
    06/16/09

    @NefariousNewt:


    - Bill O'Reilly realizes the error of his ways and repents, unfortunately while already being eaten alive by wild dogs.
    - Rush Limbaugh shuts the eff up.
    - The U.S. spontaneously grows an actual leftist party.
    - "Pushing Daisies" comes back on the air and all reality shows trading on booze, sex, or wife-swapping fall of the face of the Earth.
    - People realize that each other's sexual and reproductive choices are private business and stay the hell out of it.

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    Image of lolacat lolacat
    06/16/09

    @NefariousNewt: 13) Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and Craig T. Nelson sexually harassing Bill O'Reilly while he is powerless to do anything about it.


    14) Senator Al Franken.


    God, this is fun.

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    lolacat was starred lolacat was unstarred
    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    Jesus, did they draw her jawline on with a sharpie?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/16/09

    In reply to Sandra Bullock, Sunglasses, & Cookies Are Naughty In July Glamour
    Sandra Bullock appears to have stolen my pajama pants from 1997 and fashioned them into a shirt.
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of deeemer deeemer
    06/16/09

    @morninggloria: Please. This is what barn-owning people WEAR. Were you raised in one?
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    deeemer was starred deeemer was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/16/09

    @deeemer: Yes. Why are you judging me? Jesus was also born in a barn.
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