Once you become an adult with a job and bills and maybe other people sucking at your literal or metaphorical teat for sustenance, your birthday stops becoming a big deal. Or it should stop becoming a big deal, unless you’re some sort of ego maniac who has to tell strangers at the grocery store, “Hey, see this cake…
May we all have this much heart and groove when we're ninety.
Things are never that serene inside a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant, what with all the overstimulated children running around and all, but things got especially wild at a Chuck E. Cheese in Dearborn, Michigan, yesterday when a brawl broke out during a birthday party.
After a couple snatched her purse at a Florida gas station, 73-year-old Patricia Robertson bit the man, then clung to their getaway car, getting dragged several feet. They were arrested after a bystander saw the commotion and called 911.