• On September 27, a drunken man stumbled to his suburban Washington D.C. home, ate some food, and settled into bed, only to discover that he had entered the wrong house when police woke him up several hours later. • According to new data, adoptions of foreign children by Americans have been declining due to bureaucratic and political complications to adopt foreign children. • Meanwhile, the South Korean government is trying to promote adoption of South Korean babies within their country by offering $90/mo. allowances to families, health benefits for the adopted children, and extension of adoption qualifications to single and older people. • Could the moving of Cardinal John Henry Newman's body from his grave-site next to his rumored chaste gay lover be an effort by the Vatican to cover up the would-be saint's possible homosexuality? • The creator of Juciycampus.com, an anonymous college gossip forum, condemns the sometimes vicious slander on the site as a "misuse" but maintains his stance against censorship of content on the forum. • A new study suggests that there may be a connection between a man's intelligence and his healthy sperm count. • The Iranian Queer Organization is asking for donations to help a young Iranian lesbian who escaped to Sweden in January and is now in a mental hospital after she began planning to commit suicide. • Australian gynecologist and all-around horrible person, Graeme Reeves, was released on bail today by Sydney's Central Local Court.

• Men become less fertile after the age of 24 and a risk of bipolar disorder is increased in children who are fathered by a man age 55 or older. • A North Korean woman is on trial for allegedly sleeping with South Korean military officials in exchange for classified military information. • A sociologist from Canada says that single fathers should not be prevented from seeing their children, even in cases of incest or abuse, because normal contact will help the fathers cope. • A circuit court judge in Florida has ruled that the state's 31-year-old ban on openly gay men and women adopting children is unconstitutional. • Should we encourage senior citizens that are regulated to nursery homes to have sex with each other? Oh, why not. • Hurt in the line of duty! A Florida sheriff's deputy suffered a serious injury after a storm drain grate fell on his arm after he was done rescuing a kitten who was caught in the drain. • Round things that appear next to each other will be chronicled in a these-things-look-like-boobs book (aptly) called One-Track Mind. • A 16-year-old girl in India killed herself after she became consumed with fear that small-scale "Big Bang" experiments in Europe would cause the end of the world. • A man from Santa Clara, California has been authorized to drive around with a vanity plate reading "HIV POZ," showing other motorists that he shouldn't feel ashamed (or keep secret) his HIV status. • An Australian woman was fined yesterday after she sent letters to a convicted sex offender's neighbors telling them that he is a child molester. • The Royal College of Midwives in England is claiming that "freebirths," or births without any medical assistance, are on the rise in America. • Graeme Reeves, the Australian OB-GYN who assaulted and inflicted genital mutilation on his patients, has been arrested and charged with 17 offenses against 10 women, with more coming in. •

Oh yeah AUSTRALIA. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't get this either. Violent misogynists all over seem to be slipping by unnoticed! I think I am going to go back to sleep now and have some really nice dreams.