It's May, which means it's time once again for actors and writers and politicians and whatever Thomas Friedman is to hit the graduation circuit and hold senior classes hostage for hours and hours in 85-degree heat. These grad speeches are little more than TED talks in funny hats. Trust me: One day, you will see…
One commencement speaker really can't provide all the wisdom today's graduates need in this crazy world. That's why our textual analysts have combined favorite lines from the 2010 speeches of sixteen luminaries into the mother of all graduation speeches!
Ann Curry lauded famous grad Billy Graham in her commencement speech at the Massachusetts's Wheaton College Saturday — but Graham went to the other Wheaton, in Illinois. In her apology, she misspelled the name of actual grad Lesley Stahl. [CBS/AP]