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    Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google

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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    And yet ANOTHER reason to not like Gwynnie.....I have pugs and they are incredibly awesome dogs for kids. Total strangers have come up to them and been a bit rough on them and they just sit there and patiently take it. I have never had a problem with pugs/kids.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    03/19/09

    @TriedandTrue: My pugs might lick you to death, but that's about it.
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    Image of Rosaxé RosaxĂ©
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    Good Lord, they have the awful Queen Rania article in Spanish Vogue as well. Ugh ugh ugh.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    03/19/09

    @Rosaxe: how was it awful? Edumucate the sheeples!
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    Lauren Hutton is looking so amazing lately, that it makes it even worse.


    She make J.Crew look like the coolest kid on the block.

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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    The company that makes Crocs is likely to go under.


    Excuse me while I shed some crocodile tears.

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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    Yeah, Nike is in a free-fall. Their CEO has announced a 12% headcount reduction worldwide by the end of the fiscal year (5/31).
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    Spring at H&M involves a wide-legged drop-crotch zebra-print jumpsuit. Don't say nobody warned you.


    Every time a Jezeditor mentions the jumpsuit, I feel like it more firmly cements itself as a Rift Schism Conflict Issue among Jezeditors (this is all made up by me, but after Sadie liked one jumpsuit and Dodai hated one jumpsuit, I feel like this is an issue for the ages.)


    For the record, I am the Martin Luther of goddamn jumpsuits. I will start my own Protestant sect, of non-jumpsuit adherents. I will nail my 95 Tscheethis to the door of Gawker HQ.


    If someone wants to go to bat for the opposition and be Jumpsuit Pope, that is okay, but you have to wear the one from H&M. And a hat.

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/19/09

    @tscheese:

    I SUPPORT YOU IN YOUR MOVEMENT.


    Tscheethis 69: I'm sorry, but we can't do that 69 thing now because I am unable to remove your ugly and confusing jumpsuit.

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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    03/19/09

    @tscheese: I was raised a Papist, but I'll convert if it means an end to the very idea of a wide-legged drop-crotch zebra-print jumpsuit.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    03/19/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): What?! No 69 due to my unfortunate rainment? GET OUT THE JAWS OF LIFE AND SOME TIN-SNIPS, THEN, IF THAT IS WHAT IT TAKES.


    (Apologies to your Wife.of.a. funny.hobbit.)

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    03/19/09

    @tscheese: I dislike jumpsuits as well. Tscheethis 38: Being naked in a bathroom stall by yourself doesn't make you sexy, just cold.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/19/09

    @tscheese: YOU KNEW THE RULES WHEN YOU MARRIED US, SISTER!
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    The zebra suit is HEINOUS.


    I kind of like the middle outfit though. I plan on going for a Valley-of-the-Dolls meets old Palm Beach lady look this summer, and this may just fit the bill. Add a tan, some teased blonde hair, coral lipstick, gold fuck-me-heels, and a long skinny Capri cigarette? I could rock this.

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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    03/19/09

    @LaFemme: The zebra suit isn't even nice on the moddle. I can't imagine what horror would ensue on a regular person.
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    Image of apteryxawl apteryxawl
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    One good thing about this economy: no more crocs!
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    03/19/09

    @apteryxawl: Word. But what will toddlers, middle-aged tourists, and the hopelessly fashion-challenged wear on their feet now?!
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    Image of HillGirl HillGirl
    03/19/09

    @apteryxawl: I have been wishing for their demise since the first time I set eyes upon a pair. But it is sad someone.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    I'm sorry, but did the company that makes Crocs actually think that there was a future in Crocs? Was there ANYONE who didn't think it was just a fad?
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    03/19/09

    @Annabellie: Me. But I like to play in rivers a lot, for which they were wonderful.


    Oh, and theme parks. Also good for that.

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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    03/19/09

    @Samanthrax: I totally agree that they have their uses! But I think that we'll probably see less people just wearing them out and about.


    I just have a hard time believing that they thought they could sustain the incredible sales that they were having.

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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    03/19/09

    @Annabellie: Mario Batali loves them. But Crocs were so easy to knock off. Why would you pay $30 for something you could buy on the street or in Target for $10?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    "wide-legged drop-crotch zebra-print jumpsuit"


    For the batshit yet lazy crazy.

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    D'you think if I beg hard enough, I'll get invited to Marc's nuptials? I reallyreallyreallyreally want to go. That will be hands-down the most beautiful wedding ever.


    Sigh.

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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    03/19/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Wedding favors: Spongebob tattoos.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    From the H&M preview: Also look out for futuristic, sporty influences.


    Does anyone care to explain that to me? At some point in the future a woman will play soccer in a zebra jumpsuit?

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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    03/19/09

    @Shannon: Maybe the sport they're referring to is zebra hunting...
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    Image of Penny Penny
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    Hermes beat its profit forecast for 2008, and says it is on track as of right now to meet its expectation of stable sales in 2009.


    Did you mean to get that pun in there? Because it made me LAUGH.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    03/19/09

    @Penny Plastic: Are you just being horsey?
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    03/19/09

    @badmutha: Nay, it is a good tale!
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    Image of Whiskey and Popcorn Whiskey and Popcorn
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    Wait wait- they're marketing to the ASIAN market with a white woman? They do know that our hair is not exactly the same?
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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    03/19/09

    @JanicefromSA: Whiskey and popcorn: Yeah, but Paris Hilton also is/was a major figure in advertisements over there, especially in Japan. I guess they're not worried about beauty products translating..
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    Image of Moloko Moloko
    03/19/09

    @JanicefromSA: Whiskey and popcorn: Check out the covers of Vogue Nippon and see how many Asian celebrities are on them:

    [www.fashion-iconography.net]
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    03/19/09

    @VivianDarkbloom: The Japanese love western celebrities, and the western celebrities love the $$$ they earn from appearing in Japanese ads. Lost in Translation, anyone?
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    Image of Penny Penny
    03/19/09

    In reply to Marc Jacobs To Marry; Louis Vuitton Levels Its Sight On Google
    Fashion's most wondrous wrinkly?


    I swear to God, only the English.


    Anna Sui is my hero, talented lady, that one.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    03/19/09

    @Penny Plastic: How is wrinkly a noun?
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    03/19/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): 'Wrinkly' is British slang for older person. If an retiree wants to use it about themself self-deprecatingly, I'm fine with it. (My 63 yr odl mother does this). It's not polite to use about someone else though.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    03/19/09

    @Plum-Pie: Ah, thank you.
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