Sequins! Speeches! Dance numbers! Awkward moments featuring Mario Lopez! Who could ask for anything more? Let's all watch together as 53 women compete for the title, the scholarships, and the fabled mascara-wiping, crown-holding walk down the runway.
It isn't hard to identify an American beauty pageant. Our airwaves are filled with shows about child beauty queens, fallen pageant stars and elite pageant coaches. But what does a beauty pageant look like in France? Let's find out.
Ah, the Miss Universe pageant, Earthlings' arrogant way of asserting that not only are we the only life form in the universe, we're the most beautiful, as well. As Heidi Montag sings, let's watch some intergalactic dreams come true.