Kendall Jenner Maybe Backpedals on Saying Bruce Is Transitioning
Kendall Jenner confirmed and expressed support for Bruce Jenner's reported transition in an interview with US Weekly published earlier today. Or did she?
Everyone At Your Office Gossips Constantly (And Maybe About You)
People like to talk, and that's no secret. But nevertheless, we try to keep our secrets anyway, despite the sheer amount of inappropriate or otherwise none-of-your-business intel that gets circulated not just among friends but at our places of employment. And the amount of intel we're talking is all of it. Some of it…
Kim Kardashian Is Lashing Out Because She Can't Get Pregnant
Kim Kardashian's been having a bit of a hard time lately. From fighting with her mom on Christmas to having her offers of adoption rejected to the backlash she faced when she cut North out of a photo. Could it all be because she can't have the one thing she really wants — another baby?
Kendall Jenner's Thirst Levels Bring Rare Spark of Life to Her Eyes
These wax figures actually aren't, guys: As you may remember from that one time with Emma Watson and all the falling-in-love, that slim figure with the shaggy hair and the Charlotte Russe "Murder Mystery Beetlejuice" Collection blazer is the real-life Harry Styles, and the surprisingly animate figure in the center…
Jessica Biel May Be Pregnant and People Are Losing Their Shit
Jessica Biel is probably maybe pregnant with her first child, presumably with her husband, Justin Timberlake, which apparently is cause for everyone to leave all their goddamn sense at home rotting in the refrigerator.
Amanda Bynes Arrives in New York, Sports Face Bandaid, Talks to Trees
Amanda Bynes has landed in New York City and is once again acting particularly Bynesian.
The Rihanna Rihport: Drake Talking Breezy Edition
Rihanna quit Instagram in May. The Rihanna Rihport is where we try to cope.
Raven-Symoné Subtly Throws Shade at Former Roommate Lindsay Lohan
During a clip for an upcoming episode of Oprah's 7,000th series about celebrities, Where Are They Now?, the artist formerly known as That's So Raven told Oprah that she stayed out of trouble as a child star because she didn't ask for attention when there was already a spotlight on her. Besides being true, was this…
There Was Another Big Fight on the Set of The View
Now that the cast of The View has been set, you'd think tempers would have settled. But according to the latest leaked gossip probably intended to boost ratings for the show, the women of The View are not calming down. To be more blunt: Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg hate each other.
This Week in Tabloids: Everyone Is PREGNANT and/or DUMPED
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which in which we we struggle vainly to make meaning of the vast abyss contained within the pages of Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: BEYONCÉ PREGNANT, MARIAH DUMPED, and KIM both PREGNANT & DUMPED.
Famous Infant North West Finally Makes Her Modeling Debut
Baby North West, the offspring of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, has made her solo modeling debut (her non-solo modeling debut, as you may recall, occurred in the pages of Vogue, wherein she posed with her parents and also Kris Jenner clasped her like a voracious Titan).
This Week in Tabloids: Gwyneth's Sexing a Married Producer from Glee
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman visits ye olde newsstande and buys the latest issues of Ok, In Touch, Life & Style, Star and Us so that together we may attempt to find love in a homeless place. This week: Kimye's marriage is fake; Jayoncé's marriage is fraught; Gwyneth's new boo is technically…
Money, Movie Star Secrets and Misogyny: The Truth About TMZ
There are many media outlets competing for your attention on today's celebrity gossip scene, but only one with a highly-trafficked website, a hit TV show, a tour bus and a "reserved" computer at the Los Angeles county courthouse: TMZ.
Angelina Jolie Sues the Daily Mail Over Heroin Video
Angelina Jolie joins George Clooney in openly hating the Daily Mail.
George Clooney Rejects Daily Mail's Apology, Deems It 'The Worst'
Earlier this week, editors at the Daily Mail removed a story from the paper's website after George Clooney pointed out that the "article" was complete and total fiction. The Britloid issued an apology; and today, Clooney has rejected that apology, in writing.
The Top Theories About Why Solange Attacked Jay Z
Today's leaked elevator surveillance video of Solange Knowles getting all Bad Girls Club on her brother-in-law Jay Z provided the world with all the receipts it needs that shit is fucked up in the Knowles-Carter family. But the real tea isn't the fight itself, but what could have possibly gone down between the two to…
This Week in Tabloids: Battle of the Celebrity Engagement Rings
Welcome back, friends. As always, Callie Beusman hitched a ride to the newsstand to pick up the latest issues of In Touch, Ok!, Star, Us, and Life & Style, so that together we can "read" them and you don't "have" to. This week: Prince George is a cover baby; Katy Perry is hooking up with Jared Leto, Diplo and Robert…
These Are the Shots That Make Tons of Cash for the Paparazzi
The celebrity industrial complex shows no signs of slowing down, and the business of tracking public figures continues to be lucrative. Just ask Vlad, a paparazzo who drives a brand new Mercedes E350, which he paid for in cash.
This Week in Tabloids: Miley in Danger of Drug-Induced Heart Attack
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman and I try to snuggle up to tabloid gossip, using the silky sheets from the new issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us, and Star. This week: One cover features a sonogram "dramatization" to "prove" that Angelina Jolie is knocked up; Tori Spelling offers TMI;…
Tell Us About Your Craziest Celebrity Encounters
Welcome to Pissing Contest, a weekly story sharing circle for the the ass-draggiest time of the afternoon on the ass-draggiest time of the last day between you and the weekend. Every week, we'll ask a question, you'll share stories, and we'll pick a winner that's featured in the next week's post. It's like a pyramid…
