Spencer Pratt, one of the primary architects of the Post-Dignity Era, has been banned from appearing on "Famous Food," Heidi Montag's new reality TV show. The only way for him to stay in the public eye now is to align himself with Bristol Palin or start saying racist things about President Obama and waiting patiently…
The birth of the Mariah Carey twins is imminent, as the stars foretold, but their arrival in this world is yet delayed. The expert at emotional gesturing and her Wildin' Out husband experienced a false alarm last night when Mariah begin having contractions. She was sent home from the hospital today and tweeted all…
The Internet's panties simultaneously moistened upon hearing the news that former hallucinating Angels fan/ lovestruck teenager who crushes on a girl with seriously questionable taste in prom dresses/ jaw-droppingly hot man looking stern in a suit Joseph Gordon-Levitt will be playing bad guy Alberto Falcone in the new
SNL opened with a skit of the man acting unhinged. Charlie Sheen broadcast himself acting unhinged. Everyone's Tweeting jokes about WINNING and tiger blood and being on a drug called Charlie Sheen. The actor separates from and then reunites with a woman he refers to as one of "the goddesses" within like five seconds.…
Britney Spears's new song, Hold It Against Me, is being accused of ripping off The Bellamy Brothers' song If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me? While the similarities between the songs can't be denied, I was under the impression that the Bellamy Brothers had ripped off a thing that cheesy…
It was inevitable that eventually a disease outbreak would center on the Mansion, what with all of the bodily fluid exchanges that go on in that place.
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Last night, a patron at an LA bar took it upon himself to question the sexuality of the star of Indiana Jones And The Murder Of Your Childhood Memories, referring to Shia The Beef as a "fucking faggot." Bar fight!
After suffering for years in a house full of boys and soccer balls and LA Galaxy clothing, Victoria Beckham will finally have the Spice Baby of her dreams.
Every Wednesday, we play Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the tabloids, so you don't "have" to. This week, Star creates a "Down Syndrome Drama" for Angelina's twins and Lady Gaga does cocaine to get ideas like "meat dress."
He was laughing at porn, you guys. Laughing. At. Porn. And that's why he had a hernia, which is why he went to the hospital. Obviously he didn't go because of doing a whole mountain o' cocaine.
Nicki Minaj and her entourage were kicked out of a five-star hotel for causing a ruckus. What did they expect? Everybody knows she's a motherfucking monster.
The singer/choreographer/former American Idol Judge/cartoon beastiality enthusiast has never been drunk in her life, not a once. No siree.
"Insiders" report that Brit-Brit, devastated by abuse rumors about her boyfriend Jason Trawick that surfaced earlier this week, is going to show everyone by marrying him. Given her history of making great decisions, this can only end well.
More than 250 industry insiders were turned away from a Franco appearance on the A&E program, and by "industry insiders," I'm sure they mean ladies who are totally trying to move in on your boyfriend and his sexually confusing mustache.
Yes, I thought Jesse James had gotten himself into more Nazi uniform-related trouble when I read the headline, too, but it turns out that he was involved in an errant car race, not in the more-expected racism.
