Real Housewives of New York Axes Four Cast Members

Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimmon, Alex McCord, and Cindy Barshop have been cut from season 5 of RHONY. What are they supposed to do now? Just freelance their Realness? Non-FDA approved prescription drug trials? Be professionally Not Employed but act as consultants? Maybe they could form a staffing firm called Deloitte &… »9/18/11 11:00am9/18/11 11:00am

Kim Kardashian Not Mystery Buyer of Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Someone has been trying to buy the rights to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian's sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. There's been speculation that the party interested in paying the porn company the tape's $30 million asking price is actually Kim and giant husband Kris themselves, but those rumors were debunked… »9/11/11 11:00am9/11/11 11:00am

Carpenters Shout Racial Slurs At Jay-Z's Nightclub

Jay-Z is using non-union carpenters to renovate his 40/40 club in Manhattan, and the carpenters' union isn't happy. They set up five inflatable rats outside the club this week, which is traditional — but they also allegedly shouted the n-word at club management both in person and over the phone. Says Jay-Z's rep, "The… »9/05/11 11:00am9/05/11 11:00am

Leo and Blake Moving In Together; Dual Tree-Sitting May Be Imminent

Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively, between riding on the teacups at Disneyland and taking trips around Europe and going on matching bicycle adventures on the streets of New York, have been discussing cohabitation. Specifically, he wants to move in with her, to show her he's serious. No word on her thoughts, but some… »8/27/11 11:00am8/27/11 11:00am

Jim Carrey Was Totally Kidding About Being A Big Creep, You Guys

Jim Carrey invoked the oft-abused "I can say whatever I want as long as I follow it with a 'just kidding' within 24 hours" clause in explaining his creepy video love letter to Emma Stone, admitting today that he was just joshing. Sort of.

Tweeted the Pet Detective-cum-serial beloved children's book-ruiner, »8/26/11 8:00pm8/26/11 8:00pm

Kim Kardashian Weds in Disappointingly Pratfall-Free Ceremony

Kim Kardashian, got married to her giant boyfriend Kris Humphries yesterday in a lavish $10 bazillion glorification of all that's wrong with the world. The ceremony featured a star-studded 440 person guest list including such of-the-moment cultural forces as Lindsay Lohan, Avril Lavigne, and several members of the… »8/21/11 11:00am8/21/11 11:00am

Sarah Jessica Parker to Revive Sex & The City on TV; Zombie Show Seeks Brains

Great news, girls I went to high school with who I no longer talk to: the crazy sexy sitcom show you discovered in 2004, just in time for its last season- the one about being a hypersuccessful thirtysomething woman in New York but finding dating challenging that you decided somehow was directly applicable to your… »8/14/11 11:00am8/14/11 11:00am

Lady Gaga Sued for More than Thirty Pieces of Silver Over Judas

  • Our Lady of the Gaga's chart-topping but inscrutable hit Judas is a total ripoff of a 1999 song by a singer named Rebecca F. At least that's what Ms. F claims. If you listen to both songs one right after the other, I guess that sound sort of similar, in the same way that every pop song written and sung in the same…
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Maya Rudolph Has Given Birth to Non-Bizarrely Named Son

Maya Rudolph and her partner, director Paul Thomas Anderson, confirmed today that the SNL alumna/star of Bridesmaids gave birth to a baby boy earlier this month. And what did these two quirky characters name their progeny? Something kooky, like Astronaut Express or Sinatra Sudan or Beezlebub von Schtupp? Nope.

They… »7/19/11 8:00pm7/19/11 8:00pm

JLo Broke Up With Marc Anthony Hours Before Schmoozing with Will and Kate

By now, unless you've been living under a rock or too busy caring about things that are actually relevant to your life, you know that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting opposite-married ("divorced") after spending the last seven years in a state of wedded something or other. But it's just been revealed that… »7/17/11 11:00am7/17/11 11:00am

By The Grace of Jersey God, Vinny's Back on Jersey Shore

Some of you may recall that last week, Vinny flounced out of the Jersey Shore house in a tornado of feelings. Well, this week, the Jersey Shore cast probably took way too much luggage on their crusade to Staten Island to beg their remarkably unremarkable compadre to return. Sort of like how Shia LaBeouf needs to be… »7/10/11 11:01am7/10/11 11:01am

Amy Winehouse Booed Off Stage During Her 10th Consecutive Comeback Tour

Amy Winehouse was booed offstage at a concert in Belgrade, after taking to the stage an hour late, stumbled around, hugging her backup band, throwing a shoe, and slurring words during a concert. I'm curious as to what fans expect when they go to an Amy Winehouse concert at this point. Getting pissed that Amy Winehouse… »6/19/11 11:00am6/19/11 11:00am

Lily Allen Married And Pregnant; One Item Away From Lady Tic Tac Toe

Lily Allen got married yesterday and her new husband announced to guests that the singer is 12 weeks pregnant. Wedding and babies? Now all Lily Allen needs is two guys having a fist fight over her while she stands off to the side and says "Boys! Stop it! Stop it I say!" and she'll have everything a gal could ever ask… »6/12/11 11:00am6/12/11 11:00am

Brad and Angie Tell Their Kids When They're Going To Go Sex Each Other

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tell their kids when they're going to do it because, according to Brad, there are no secrets in their house- "We tell the kids, 'Mom and Dad are going off to kiss.' They go, 'Eww, gross!' But we demand it." Does this mean that the kids also know Angie's slim-down secrets and are privy to… »5/29/11 10:46am5/29/11 10:46am