• I don't know what the hell Oprah is doing down there in Australia, but Hugh Jackman has been injured.

Warner Bros. came up with this little stat after researching piracy trends for many months. Blame the lady pirates' weakness on those addictive Gossip Girl and vampire shows! Despite this, most pirates are men ages 18 to 24.

[Paris, Deccember 9. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[Baby needs a new pair of shoes! On the set of Gossip Girl. New York, November 30. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[Chuck Bass, if you are going to date a brown lady, it had better be me. Consider yourself warned. New York, November 29. Image via Flynet.]

• Have your secretary clear your shhhedule! Prince William and Kate Middleton have decided to hold their wedding at Westminster Abbey; the date will be Friday, April 29, 2011.

[Filming Gossip Girl. New York, November 16. Image via Splash.]

• Seventeen-year-old Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen is not very happy, and blames her parents.

• Betty White is on the cover of Parade magazine, and inside, she discusses her views on gay marriage.

[The 17-year-old Gossip Girl star says nothing, yet screams at us as she heads into a gig with her band, Pretty Reckless. Her necklace reads "slave," btw. Click to enlarge. Los Angeles, October 26. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

• The Hells Angels is suing Alexander McQueen and Saks Fifth Avenue for selling clothing and accessories featuring skulls. Apparently the Hells Angels believe they own skulls? We guess we wouldn't want to be the ones to tell them otherwise. [NYPost]

• Lanvin and H&M have released another campaign image from their forthcoming collaboration, which hits stores November 23. Lanvin's signature hot-pink leopard print is well represented. Could this be the mass-market designer collection that looks most like the real thing? [VogueUK]

[Piermont, NY, October 20. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[New York, October 18. Image via WENN.]

• Michelle Obama is in Harper's Bazaar, a magazine that once creepily hired Tyra Banks to impersonate her. Obama wore her own clothes for the shoot, and she talks about wearing "a little tutu fairy costume" for a childhood production:

This pistol-packin' mama is locked and loaded. Even the teen dream's shoe heel is a gun. Additional image after the jump.

• Courtney Love hired Michael Mouris to create a short animated video about her life. Karl Lagerfeld comes to her and tells her she is "drowning in the kook," like a Teutonic fairy godmother of style. It is awesome. [WWD]

[New York, September 24. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[New York, September 23. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Well. In response to Tim Gunn calling her a "pathetic brat," Taylor said: "I don't respond to that." And someone in her entourage yelled, "We don't respond to name calling."