Ashton Kutcher's "Blah Girls" Is A Little Racist & Sorta Blah

You may have heard » 9/10/08 4:30pm 9/10/08 4:30pm that Ashton Kutcher and his production company, Katalyst Media, have launched a new blog/"web series" called . Taking a dip into the blogosphere waters doesn't exactly seem like a move one would expect from a production company better known for TV shows (such as and ), which might explain why…

"[Alli Sims] Is So Fuckin' Doughy You Wouldn't Be Surprised If You…

Welcome back to our weekly examination of the Crimes Against Womanity committed by gossip bloggers and the virtual wristslaps we issue out to our grammatically and creatively-challenged web friends. In this edition, we give Alli Sims (Britney's former assistant and aspiring pop-star), Brooke Hogan, Jennifer Garner,… » 6/27/08 3:40pm 6/27/08 3:40pm

"Hot Young Models Are Lining Up For One Night In That Dusty Old Snatch"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors! This is where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Some readers ask why we do this, since, quite often, the same damn blogs are always listed. Well, we received an email from DailyBlogTips.com, naming the Top 25 Celebrity Blogs. These are… » 5/30/08 4:20pm 5/30/08 4:20pm

Liv Tyler Is A "Pale Fattie" With A "Hilariously Small Head"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week? Pregnant still=fat. WTF people?? Also, Celine Dion must be an animal, since she has body hair; Jamie Lynn Spears must be a Star Wars villain, since she is pregnant; and Liv Tyler is a… » 3/14/08 5:00pm 3/14/08 5:00pm

Lily Allen's "Lady Parts Are As Numb As Her Heart"

It's time for Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week? Pregnant still=Fat; women still=sluts, miscarriage="funny." The offenders and their sentences, after the jump. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! » 2/29/08 5:00pm 2/29/08 5:00pm

This is not OK on many levels.…

Stop The Presses: There's Little To Bitch About In Gossip-Blogs Today

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. Guys, I have a confession. I just could not get offended this week. Maybe it's because I just got engaged [Mazel Tov! -Ed.]. Maybe it's because Obama killed it in Iowa and… » 1/04/08 5:40pm 1/04/08 5:40pm