Miley Cyrus Is A "Whore," Eva Longoria Is "Fat" & "Ugly People" Should Live…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, Eva Longoria is fat and Miley Cyrus is a slut. That's all anyone wanted to blog about...really. (Remember ladies! In gossip blog land you can never be too thin or too virginal.) As… » 7/18/08 5:00pm 7/18/08 5:00pm

Liv Tyler Is A "FatAss," Jessica Biel Is A "Dog," Lindsay Lohan Is A…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors! This is where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, Liv Tyler is fat; Jessica Biel is a dog; Brooke Hogan is a yeti; and Jennifer Love Hewitt's body makes one blogger sigh, "Oh, dear." As usual, bloggers' continued degradation of… » 7/11/08 5:00pm 7/11/08 5:00pm

"I'm Surprised A Whale Didn't Bite Her Ankle & Pull Her Into The Ocean To…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, rape jokes are back! Also, Britney is a manatee and a whale; Linda Hogan is a stripper; even Adam Sandler's 2-year-old daughter gets insulted. [W.T.F. -Ed.] Bloggers' continued… » 5/23/08 3:40pm 5/23/08 3:40pm

"Her Baby Will Never See Its First Birthday Because It's Living In A…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, women get mocked for being too fat, for having cellulite, for being too fit and therefore not sexy, and, of course, for having a miscarriage. Plus! Excerpts from an interview with the… » 5/09/08 5:00pm 5/09/08 5:00pm

"Let's Cut Off Jenna Jameson's Clit And See If It Grows Back"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Another great week of woman-bashing on the internet, you guys. Fergie's gender gets questioned — as does the gender of Julie Andrews. What has she ever done to anyone? Besides playing beloved… » 4/25/08 5:00pm 4/25/08 5:00pm

"Pregnancy Slowly Turns Even The Hottest Chicks Into Monsters"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. There was sooooo much bullshit this week, including a lovely diatribe about feminists by your friend Drunken Stepfather. Also! Pregnant women are "monsters," Sharon Stone "looks her age," Jennifer… » 4/11/08 5:40pm 4/11/08 5:40pm

"George Clooney's Girlfriend Is A Slut"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week? Women are sluts, look like dudes, are probably on line for abortions and should get AIDS. Another great week of "writing" on the internet! The offenders, their crimes and sentences,… » 4/04/08 5:00pm 4/04/08 5:00pm

Ali Lohan Should "Replace Her Toothbrush With A Penis"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week was just annoying. The offenders were annoying, the crimes were annoying, and the fact that the same old crap — degradation of women in the name of "funny" or "edgy" blogging — keeps coming up … » 3/28/08 5:00pm 3/28/08 5:00pm

"Almost Any Girl With A Dick In Her Mouth Could Be Mistaken For Lindsay …

Well, folks, another Friday, another shitty week in the gossip blog universe. It's simply amazing how many writers think trashing and insulting women is "funny." With that, we welcome you back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Let the Jezebel… » 3/21/08 3:00pm 3/21/08 3:00pm

Kim Kardashian Is A "Fat Bitch" Who "Thinks It's OK To Wear A Bikini"

It's time for Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. What is wrong with these gossip bloggers, anyway? Were they all abused as children? Do they talk about their mothers and sisters this way? How can they nonchalantly pick on women, and their bodies, … » 3/07/08 5:00pm 3/07/08 5:00pm

If Natalie Portman Is "Not Going To Make An Effort" By Getting Implants, …

Oh, Missdemeanors. So very necessary, unfortunately. Because who else is going to issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity? This week: Model Laetita Casta just isn't thin enough, Lindsay Lohan is a "whore," Kirstie Alley is too fat to bend over in the shower and Natalie Portman is… » 2/22/08 5:00pm 2/22/08 5:00pm

Alyssa Milano, Big Feet & Pubic Hair: That's What Little Boys Are Afraid …

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week was pretty slow, but there was some smack-talk about Britney's nethers, unwaxed pubic areas, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller and big feet. Plus! A nearly incomprehensible… » 2/15/08 5:00pm 2/15/08 5:00pm

Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, the misogynists are on about stretched-out vadges, pregnancy neck and 15-year-old bungholes. Not cool, people. Plus: A special racist post! The offenders and their sentences, after the… » 2/08/08 5:00pm 2/08/08 5:00pm

Cellulite-Spotting, Period Sex & "Sizeable Blammos"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Not much is going on this week, besides the misadventures of the ailing Britney Spears. Still: Bad decisions were made. The offenders and their sentences, after the jump. Let the Jezebel justice… » 2/01/08 5:00pm 2/01/08 5:00pm

"She's One Of Those Girls You'd Totally Want To Slip The Date Rape Drug"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. So obvi, the worst crime committed this week, was the posting of Britney's period stain on x17. I am not even going to link to that shit. For shame. Also, which brand of… » 1/18/08 5:40pm 1/18/08 5:40pm

Lesbian Rape Is Good For Mankind And Other Heinous Revelations

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. I'm officially and totally back to my typical bad mood so don't worry, there will be no boring awards for the bloggers this week, only ranting feminazism and copious amount… » 1/11/08 5:30pm 1/11/08 5:30pm

Women: Best When Big-Breasted Or "Awesome In The Kitchen"

Gossip blogs can be insanely fun to read; they can also be insanely fucking sexist. Welcome to "Missdemeanors", a new weekly feature in which we charge the web's most popular (and yes, influential) gossip bloggers for egregious Crimes Against Womanity. In this week's installment, Perez Hilton hates on pussy; DListed… » 10/05/07 5:00pm 10/05/07 5:00pm