The Best Parts From Chapter One of Snooki's Sophomore Novel

Admit it. You are mildly curious about Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's sophomore novel Gorilla Beach. You probably won't buy it, you wouldn't even read it on a beach (or maybe you would, in which case, I like you a whole lot more), but you might page through it if someone left it on a bus seat or, say, an excerpt of the… » 5/08/12 11:50am 5/08/12 11:50am