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    Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum

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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    Chuck Bass can stay in my room, but I absolutely guarantee he won't be sleeping.
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    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    Is Brad squinting at Angelina's wax figurine?

    Because the woman in that picture looks too perfect to be real.

    Whereas Brad looks like a real, albeit very handsome, person. Strange.
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    04/29/09

    @fluxus flucker: Her surgery is so evident I don't understand how some people claim she's never had any.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    This is like the 600th time Kate Winslet is brandishing her normalness and down to earthness and "I'm just a commoner" routine like a badge of honor. Aren't regular old folk just confident in being that without mentioning it every other line in an interview?
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    04/29/09

    @Kali Mama: Also, even if she was a commoner growing up she hasn't been since she was about 17, which is at least half her life. I don't think it really matters what she WAS but what she IS and that is definitely not either working or middle class. Normal and down to earth, maybe, but it's time she stopped going on and on about her working class-ness.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    clearly it's been so hard for susan boyle to make it all these years, considering that she looked exactly like catherine zeta jones.
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    Let me ask one question: I've been in a stop and shop. there's one near my house. did he just go in to walk around or actually buy something? Because the mental image of Brad Pitt, sleazy mustache and all, buying oxtail and pickled jalapeno peppers at my Stop and Shop and the lady behind the supermarket being impressed not because it's Brad Pitt, but because he has exact change, tickles me.


    And Lady Gaga: If you talk that much about how awesome you are, and yet say you cannot get a date, maybe not so awesome hmmmm?

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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    04/29/09

    @Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is proud to be a wre...: maybe the mens are intimidated by awesomeness that borders on epic proportions.
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    Image of pennycandy pennycandy
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    was Maggie not kick ass as a leading lady?
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    04/29/09

    @pennycandy: Yeah. I thought she was quite good. I mean she doesn't go around shooting people but that's not the point of her character.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    Thanks, Dodai, for reason #19,385 to not like Lady Gaga.


    Honestly, she is ridiculous.

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    There was a time in my life where I loved Moby. I wanted to have his vegan scenester babies. I am not ashamed.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    04/29/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I feel as though you might be standing in front of a "Moby Lovers Anonymous" meeting saying this. I may or may not also be there.
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    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    Thank you for making my day brighter with that bit of Bale news!
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    04/29/09

    @cuteasabutton: and how!


    (I never understood that expression, so I'm probably using it wrong, but I've always wanted to employ it somehow...)

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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    LEAVE it to tea-drinking vegan Moby to suffer the lamest kickboxing injury of all time.


    It's only 9:15a and I've already come across my favorite sentence of the day. Poor Moby. On the bright side, this will give him more time to be self-righteous & annoying, and to speak out about racism against tofu.

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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    Secret lesbian-only clubs just makes me think of Sarah Waters novels. "Tipping the Velvet," anyone?
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    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was starred Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was unstarred
    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    04/29/09

    @Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: I love that book. She has a new novel out next month.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    04/29/09

    @emilyanne: Really? Yay!
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    Image of gumbytime gumbytime
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    i honeymooned in st.lucia and fully understand why amy winehouse would want to live there. side note: they have no private beaches which i think is cool. there are so many tropical locations where citizens are not allowed to enjoy their country the way that tourists do.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    04/29/09

    @gumbytime: I honeymooned there as well! Excellent island vibe.
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    Image of pumpkinseed pumpkinseed
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    I still don't know who Lady GaGa is. wth. Googling now.
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    pumpkinseed was starred pumpkinseed was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/29/09

    @pumpkinseed: Prepare yourself for a lack of pants.
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    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    So, do Brangelina, when together and exposed to the public, emit some sort of hysteria gas? Like nitrous oxide or something? Can I get them declared a health hazard?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/29/09

    In reply to Brangelina Cast Spell On Long Island; Shopaholic Beyoncé Sends Lookalike To Austrian Museum
    When you talk to someone who has met them they're kind of glowing.


    This confirms my suspicion that Brad and Angelina are radioactive. Get into your hazmat suits, people of Long Island.

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