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    What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    That button should read "I'm So NOT Feeling Lucky". #womenongoogle
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    You guys, when you type "women should" in now, what do you see? Is it just my computer? #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    So if we all kept doing searches for "women should be awesome", could we change this?

    Mini Feminist Google Bomb? Yah? #womenongoogle
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: Someone said we should do something like that below. I think that would be hilarious. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Late to the party as always. :) #womenongoogle
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet

    Real original, Google!
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Like tea bags?!?! #womenongoogle
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    @CollegeCamel: I seriously just burst into laughter, how the hell did I miss that the first time?! #womenongoogle
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: OK I just actually did the google search and it comes up with an Eleanor Roosevelt quotation so that result falls into the "good" category. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @CollegeCamel: I believe it's an Eleanor Roosevelt quote. Like tea bags because they get stronger when they're in hot water. or something to that effect. #womenongoogle
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    Image of DannyOcean DannyOcean
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: I heard an old joke from a math prof that goes like this

    Everyone knows that if you want a woman, you need time and money.

    Women = Time x Money

    And we also know that Time is Money.

    Time = Money

    Therefore

    Women = Money ^2

    And because money is the root of all evil...

    Money = sqrt(Evil)

    Women = sqrt(Evil)^2

    Women = Evil

    I still find it hilarious, please don't hate me... #womenongoogle
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    @DannyOcean: My 8th grade math teacher told the class that, too! Oh, lonely old math teachers. #womenongoogle
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet

    The phrase "women shouldn't" is almost worse! I also love how Bert and Ernie are smiling and waving at the misogynistic suggestions. #womenongoogle
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/06/09

    @o-line: The weekend Google staff put that picture up without asking Bert and Ernie's permission. I'm sure they'll be hearing from B & E's attorneys any day now. #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    I prefer my kitchen appliances of the stainless steel variety. that's why I only wear shiny metallic clothing and accessories cleverly crafted from aluminum foil. #womenongoogle
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    11/06/09

    @andromache: Maybe that's Beyonce's hidden agenda, hence all the metalicizing of herself... #womenongoogle
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    Image of Norma Neufner Lady Officer Norma Neufner Lady Officer
    11/06/09

    @andromache: You and one in three American Apparel employees. #womenongoogle
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/06/09

    @andromache: And a variety of tin hats, I hope.
    (I think they need to be a wardrobe choice for the times we have to deal with the types of people who are typing this **** in.) #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    After this Gizmodo post from February, I was extremely terrified for the future of society based on Google searches. I am not, however, extremely terrified of Chinese people.

    Check it out-
    [gizmodo.com]
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet

    This surprises me not at all coming from Google search suggestions, which has already proven itself to be a bigot. #womenongoogle
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet

    I'll have another after this morning I've had, thank you. (click to see the full phrase)
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    Image of BuffyBot BuffyBot
    11/06/09

    @dirtybee: i for one agree that everyone should see how jacked and tan i am #womenongoogle
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    Image of gobble_dee_goop gobble_dee_goop
    11/06/09

    @dirtybee: If everyone should be killed, who will kill the last person alive? oh, i guess this is an example of one of those grand philosophical questions that withstand the test of time. #womenongoogle
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/06/09

    @dirtybee: It ends with ... oh, never mind.
    I'm sure you didn't put that up there for me to ruin it for everybody, and I'm not sure what it says about me that I know how that phrase ends without going to the search engine (other than that one of my degrees is from a Big Ten university -- though from what I've heard it might have been the same had I gone to Williams, or , for that matter, BC). #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I know what it says about you - that you're awesome! #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @BuffyBot: I don't know how the hell that got up there. The only time I want to hear jacked and tan in the same sentence is when it relates to Jack Daniels and Guinness. @gobble_dee_goop: A feat to the end! #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @dirtybee: Heehee. Go Big Red. #womenongoogle
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet

    Okay, let's see if this works: #womenongoogle
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    11/06/09

    @applejuice: how does this work? Is this what people on Google UK are looking up? (Because that is definitely not what I have been looking up!) If so, yuck. There is not really a single positive one there.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    Women should dress in white like all kitchen appliances? Do these people realize that white kitchen appliances just scream 1990's? What a bunch of rubes. #womenongoogle
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    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: That's why I wear stainless steel. #womenongoogle
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/06/09

    @KLondike5: I wear dark wood panels. #womenongoogle
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/06/09

    @morninggloria: My appliances don't even wear clothes, because they're total whores, I guess. #womenongoogle
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet

    The one for men isn't nearly as shitty, shocker! #womenongoogle
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    11/06/09

    @CurtCole: Men should be like Kleenex? Is this the new version of Men are from Mars or Men are like Waffles? #womenongoogle
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/06/09

    @EndangeredRed: I assumed that meant they should wipe up their own sploog.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    11/06/09

    @CurtCole: Men should own a Cockbib. #womenongoogle
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    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    Googling "Men should" gets you "be what they seem," "come with warning labels," and (my favorite - yay Madeline Kahn!) "be like kleenex soft strong and disposable" (in two variations). #womenongoogle
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    I am in the UK, and I think the ones I just got are WORSE (if that is possible) how do I do a screen grab? #womenongoogle
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    Image of MichelinG MichelinG
    11/06/09

    @applejuice: On my computer you hold down 'fn' and 'prt sc' (on the bottom and top of the keyboard) at the same time. Then you should be able to paste it into a Paint document. #womenongoogle
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/06/09

    @MichelinG: Thanks, I think I managed it above. It was just sooo bad I had to share it. #womenongoogle
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    11/06/09

    In reply to What Women Should Do, According To The Infinite Wisdom Of The Internet
    Almost as scary as looking up woman in thesaurus.com

    woman, she, her, female, petticoat., feminality, muliebrity; womanhood (adolescence)., womankind; the sex, the fair; fair sex, softer sex., dame, madam, madame, mistress, Mrs., lady, donna, belle, matron, dowager, goody, gammer; Frau, frow, Vrouw, rani; good woman, good wife; squaw; wife (marriage); matronage, matronhood., bachelor girl, new woman, feminist, suffragette, suffragist., nymph, wench, grisette; girl (youth)., [Effeminacy] sissy, betty, cot betty [U.S.], cotquean, henhussy, molly coddle, muff, old woman., [Female animal] hen, bitch, sow, doe, roe, mare; she goat, Nanny goat, tabita; ewe, cow; lioness, tigress; vixen., gynecaeum. #womenongoogle
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/06/09

    @Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: See now, that's what u wimminz get trying to get edumacated.

    Thesaurus indeed. Hmph.

    ("Muliebrity"? Is that, like, a stubborn celebrity or something?

    "Gynecaeum"? Is that where girls are supposed to practice for the Olympics?)
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    Edited by Rooo sez BISH PLZ at 11/06/09 2:20 PM Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
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