well, everyone knows those cancers are unreliable. but leos, people, really? they'll just spend the day in the office bathroom staring at their lustrous hair in the mirror!
The used condoms in the beer packaging? Excuse me? That made me gag. How does that even happen? I'm scrounging around for answers here and coming up with nothing.
Goddamn, what is WITH women drugging and violating men lately? (if he was tattooed in his sleep, I'm assuming he was drugged). Seriously, ladies, cut it the fuck out.
Ugh I really need to remember that the only safe comments to read are the ones on Jezebel. Every time I follow a link to a news story from one of the posts, I scroll down to the comments and immediately regret it. (Example: Two Women Were Arrested for Kissing in a Mall)
Anyways, ladies who went back into the mall after they were kicked out for making out: why would you go back in? If you feel an establishment is discriminatory do not reward the practice with your money. Go home, call your lawyer, and sue them.
@haguenite: Do you mean if a woman ended a marriage over facebook, the man would murder her? If my male friends were dumped that way, they would be sad, probably angry, but not muderous.
The Living Doll is creepy! Now I'm gonna have nightmares about glowing green gingerbread-shaped dolls attacking my healthy cells and organs. Frikken cancer zombie. Shudder. (Yes, I know it's important research, but the pix are dang creepy.)
New research suggests that part of the reason teens are such brats is because they'e simply unable to see any point of view other than their own due to underdeveloped brains.
OMG next they're going to explain the Evangelicals!
@BabyJane: Which reminds me, apropos of nothing, that they make gummy bears with valium in them. My mom gets them at the dentist's, 5 mg each. What genius thought to put valium in candy?
About the manly figure skating - what about Canada's own Elvis Stojko? He totally tried to make skating all macho, with martial arts moves and non-classical music. The judges always punished him for it in the artistry marks.
@pourtant: Totally! When Alexei Urmanov beat him at the olympics with a cheesy "Swan Lake" routine, I wanted to smack some judges. Stojko earned that gold, I tell you! But yeah, Stojko is a good one to point to when it comes to macho figure skating. Maybe Philippe Candoloro too... Better steer clear of that time Braseur and Eisler switched roles, though.
@Kilotwat: Nah. His problem was that he was technical but lacked in the grace department when you stacked him up against other skaters. So he decided to stick with his strengths and skate to techno.
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WTF is wrong with some people?
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Oh and Canada, using the phrase "rough and tumble" makes everything immidiately less manly.
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See? Nightmarey.
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@misspie - panda tears and angel blood: I think the image is color treated to show the shape, like in Nasa photos. Since there's also this one:
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