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    "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."

    Oldies But (Not So) Goodies
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    Image of UrbanAchiever UrbanAchiever
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    So if the same thing happens to me while I'm wearing my signature Serge Lutens fragrance, and some guy flings himself at me (well, one who's not my hubby), it's ok to get him in a half-nelson with a stern "Watch it, Sister!"

    Oh wait, done that already. That guy looked almost as pouty as the girl in this ad.

    I know it's slightly off-topic, but I really love her outfit and kitten heels. #but
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    "Should I wear Old Spice, or Hai Karate?"

    "Definitely Old Spice."

    I'm going to have to give the last word to Neil Schweiber here.

    #freaksandgeeksgeek
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    This ad campaign brought to you by Pete Campbell... #but
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    I think they had to include self defense manuals because the instinctive reaction upon smelling that crap is to beat the shit out of whoever is wearing it. #but
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/16/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: I've been assaulted by your cologne, so now I will return the favor. #but
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    Image of keldo keldo
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    It says "When your girl (or even your wife) gets to squeezing you" As though women automatically lose their sex drive after you put a ring on it? #but
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    Edited by keldo at 10/16/09 1:54 PM keldo was starred keldo was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."

    Are you sure that's not Catherine Deneuve and Nino Castelnuovo in "The Umbrellas of Cherbourg?" The resemblances are uncanny! (Trailer:[www.imdb.com]) #but
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    The Hai Karate television adverts I remember in the UK had the buxom and statuesque Valerie Leon become overcome with desire at the mere hint of the after shave, to the extent that the poor man in question (usually physically smaller than her) was helpless to withstand her passion even when armed with karate moves. #but
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    Edited by Rare Affinity at 10/16/09 1:52 PM Rare Affinity was starred Rare Affinity was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    Hai Karate: How Karappy #but
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    I think I saw this move on Dancing With The Stars a few nights ago. #but
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    BabyJane promoted this comment rodmanstreet was starred rodmanstreet was unstarred
    Image of mbprice mbprice
    10/16/09

    In reply to "Get Her In A Good, Tight Half-Nelson..."
    You've got to be Karate Kidding me. #but
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/16/09

    @mbprice: What are you, Hai? #but
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