Forget the five second rule — this handy chart takes into account the many complex variables to consider when eating dropped foodstuffs, including stickiness, your feelings on feline hygiene, and who's around to witness your shameful behavior. Click to enlarge.
In this video, cook Titli Nihaan gives a simple recipe for becoming a celebrity chef. Her parody may be a little too good — now we really want to know how to cook with "Monster Munch." Click to watch.