Gone Country: Bobby Brown Farts On Carnie Wilson, Pees On Dee Snider

Slut Machine — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:00:00 EST

Whoever was in charge of casting for CMT's reality show Gone Country is a genius for casting Bobby Brown. While he isn't able to recreate the magic that was Being Bobby Brown — obviously due to the absence of sidekick/estranged-spouse Whitney Houston — he still manages to shock and offend in a myriad of other ways. On the most recent episode of GC, Bobby got too drunk to participate in a club appearance for which the group competed in games like "The Toilet Seat Toss." But in keeping with that potty theme, he decided to fart on Carnie Wilson (who described it as a "snappy, wet ripper") and then later almost urinated all over the bedroom he shares with Dee Snider while walking in his sleep. At least he keeps it interesting! Clip above.

Gone Country? Bobby Brown Must Really Need The Money

Slut Machine — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:20:00 EST

If you're not a regular viewer of Country Music Television, then you probably missed the new reality series Gone Country. The show ispretty much The Surreal Life, except, instead of making has-beens live in a mansion together, the has-beens have to live in a mansion together and compete against one another to see who will make the best country music star. Why? Who knows! But the cast is pretty amazing: Cisco (as in "Thong Song"), Dee Snyder, Carnie Wilson, Diana DeGarmo (American Idol reject), Maureen McCormick, Julio Iglesias Jr., and Bobby Brown! Maureen and Bobby hit it off on the first day, and now they're totally BFF, and, although first it seemed odd that Marcia Brady and the ex-Mr. Whitney Houston would be fast friends, Maureen has a little history riding the white pony, so they have more in common than one would think. Anyway, if you missed the episode, don't worry, because MTV2 and VH1 will be rerunning the crap out of it. Oh, and, of course, there's a clip above.

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Gone Country: Bobby Brown Farts On Carnie Wilson, Pees On Dee Snider

Gone Country? Bobby Brown Must Really Need The Money