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    "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/28/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    Man. If she thought she had to go there to get him back, did she ask herself first if she really wanted him back?


    (I'm going to leave the parsing of the actual act to other Jezzies, as you all are quite capable and I can't wait to hear what you have to say about it.)

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    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    sounds kinda like the caylee anthony story, right? leaving your kid with a mysterious nanny? what the hell is going on in florida??
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    Her original story was "the dingo ate my baby," but nobody bought it.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    12/27/08

    @BAngieB: And yet the dingo did eat her baby!
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    Image of ♠ Final ♠ ♠ Final ♠
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    Well atleast her imaginary baby wasn't in the back seat after she got car jacked by a Black guy. But that's about all I'm giving her. This is Outcry but srsly?
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/28/08

    @Final: And the imaginary nanny doesn't appear to have been described as black.
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    Image of journalista journalista
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    Stuff like this always gets me into an argument with myself. Part of me feels bad that this woman felt this was the right thing to do. Then the other part of me wants to scream, "DO YOUR REALIZE YOU TOOK TIME AND RESOURCES AWAY FROM REAL CRIMES!!!!"
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    12/28/08

    @irregardless38: i think it's reasonable to be sympathetic about her obvious mental illness yet angry at the effects of her actions, even if the result of same.
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    Image of choufleur choufleur
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    Well that was quite a cry for help. There ought to be some court ordered mental health care.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/28/08

    @chouflur: And some mental health care available that she can afford once the court orders it.
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    maybe that woman with the carved backward B on her face from awhile back has the mohawk baby.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/28/08

    @Huggy McStabberson is very confused this holiday season: Yeah. I wonder what happened to her? I wonder if she can get the "B" sanded off?


    And...off-topic but motivated by curiosity, what is your confusion about?

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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    12/28/08

    @Tart of Darkness: i think b-girl was expected to heal with no scarring. if there is scarring i'm sure there are ways to lessen or remove it entirely. she'll certainly need psychiatric care.


    and my confusion is that i can be both stabby and "huggy" on the same day. a couple of days ago i was sniping at some commenters and virtually hugging others seemingly at random. bad day.

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    Image of sadiehawkins sadiehawkins
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    News cameras were only there cuz she is white.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/27/08

    @sadiehawkins: Totally agree.
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    Image of electriklights electriklights
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    Just a slap on the hand? Typical.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/28/08

    @electriklights: Theres a pretty good chance that she is suffering an emotional handicap and doesn't understand the full extent and effect of her actions. You can't really punish a crazy person for going crazy, it won't do much good for anybody.
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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    Her description of the "baby" makes me wonder if she's ever seen a baby IRL. "Ah yes, my baby had a luxurious beard, a glass eye, and a taste for single-malt scotch, just a typical baby, you know?"
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    Image of sylie sylie
    12/27/08

    @aubonpam: "And smoked only the finest Cuban cigars!"
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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    12/27/08

    @sylie: I love the addition of the temporary tattoo because it makes me think she wanted to say it had a real tattoo and then checked herself. "Oh no, that's too over-the-top."
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    Did she win him back?
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/28/08

    @rollergirl76: He was at the presser.
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    a mohawk... and a fake tattoo


    Her "missing" "baby" was Maddox Jolie-Pitt?

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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    12/27/08

    @ceejeemcbeegee: OH, then the perpetrator must have been...Jennifer Anniston! The tabloids are doing the cops' job for them.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    All this makes me think about is how reality TV has made it seem that the best/only way to get a lot of attention is to get on TV. If someone believes that, they'll come up with a mohawked kid who has mysteriously disappeared to get that attention.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    Did they talk to any of her family before allowing her to go in front of a camera? Seems odd.
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/27/08

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): Clearly, they did not.
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    Image of CecilMcCecil CecilMcCecil
    12/27/08

    In reply to "Missing Baby" Turns Out To Be A Hoax To Win Back Ex-Boyfriend
    she described the child "as having a mohawk, a single tooth and a fake tattoo," and "that she had left him with a nanny who had a French accent and a gap between her teeth."


    This woman clearly has an active imagination. After she gets psychatric care, perhaps she could get a job writing fo a Woman's Magazine.

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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    12/27/08

    @CecilMcCecil: It's like Tom Robbins-lite.


    What a description. It kind of made me LOL when I pictured the tattooed and mohawked baby with a Vannessa Paradis kind of nanny.


    But yes homegirl needs help. Hope she gets it.

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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    12/27/08

    @CecilMcCecil: I admired the ingenuity of her descriptions.
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