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    Watch The Birdie

    Well, Someone's Teed Off

    Tiger Woods' Niece Makes L.P.G.A. Debut

    Teed Off

    Kiwis Let Their Pink Flags Fly

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    Image of justcallmeangel justcallmeangel
    10/01/09

    In reply to Watch The Birdie
    Four Birdies and an Eagle.
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    10/01/09

    In reply to Watch The Birdie
    The man could be standing over a dead body with blood on his hands and it would still look like a still from a fluffy romantic comedy.
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    Image of kontrolle kontrolle
    10/01/09

    In reply to Watch The Birdie
    Belted Khakis: Death of the Ladyboner starring Hugh Grant and Clubby McFiveiron
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    Image of hfree hfree
    10/01/09

    @kontrolle: Those khakis could be soooo much worse. They could have pleats. And given the affinity of many European golfers on the PGA for pink and white trousers, be glad they are just khaki. I'm also a firm believer that if your pants have belt loops then you should be wearing a belt.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/01/09

    In reply to Watch The Birdie
    Her:"You are the most selfish person in the world!"
    Him: "Well that's just silly. You can't possibly have met all the people in the world."

    /two weeks notice
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    Image of telecomic the thoughtful red panda telecomic the thoughtful red panda
    10/01/09

    In reply to Watch The Birdie
    I've heard he likes golf a great deal. You could even call it Love, Actually. He's been practicing for Nine Months.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    10/01/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: You win – I quit. Consider this 2 Weeks Notice.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/01/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: I heard he only practices to get rid of the whole image of being The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain just to lose his ball and have his friends make fun of him for the Remains of the Day.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/01/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: We should be talking about women's golf! Why is it always About a Boy?
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    Image of hfree hfree
    10/01/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: Except for when he when had to take time off to attend four weddings and a funeral.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/01/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: Some say playing golf takes both Sense and Sensibility. But I think Hugh Grant has reached the Edge of Reason by taking Extreme Measures to pursue a game which is little more than hitting a ball into the Lair of the White Worm.
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    Image of telecomic the thoughtful red panda telecomic the thoughtful red panda
    10/01/09

    @everybody else - I've got nothin'. Music and Lyrics! Divine Brown!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/01/09

    In reply to Watch The Birdie
    S(h)wing!
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    Image of AJ AJ
    07/09/09

    In reply to Well, Someone's Teed Off
    She's not the only one who's teed off. This is happening a few miles from my apartment and I'm not even there to see it!
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    07/09/09

    In reply to Well, Someone's Teed Off
    O little town of Bethlehem /

    How still we watch the tee /

    Above thy green and spotless lawn /

    The silent balls whiz by. /

    Yet in sand traps curseth /

    Golfers deep in shit /

    The hopes and fears of all the years /

    Are met in thee today.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    07/09/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: This is MUCH more poetic than the words that come out of my mouth on the fairway.
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    Image of Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat
    06/25/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Niece Makes L.P.G.A. Debut
    She's a nice gal with a good sense of humor. The team gets followed by national press because of Cheyenne, and I think their coach really appreciates it, but they also had a great year this year.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    06/25/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Niece Makes L.P.G.A. Debut
    Also, I read the New York Times piece, but I'm not sure what the sponsor's exemption entails. Anyone? Bueller?
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    06/25/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Niece Makes L.P.G.A. Debut
    What is a sponsor's exemption? Does that mean they paid to put her on the tour?
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    06/25/09

    @stacyinbean: @jigglyball:


    An exemption issued not on merit - rather on the whim of a major sponsor of the sport or an event. For instance, if Brand X Automobiles are sponsoring such-and-such a tournament, they may issue a sponsor's exemption to Player A such that Player A automatically qualifies for the event.


    This, just as in Michelle Wie's early trips to the LPGA is a move by the sponsor to drive attention towards the tourney with their name on it.

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    Image of viklane viklane
    06/25/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Niece Makes L.P.G.A. Debut
    Can we start calling her Puma Forests?


    Lion Thickets?


    Lynx Groves?


    Bobcat Copses?


    ...I'll stop.

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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    06/25/09

    @viklane: And porn stars.
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    Image of MuleCat MuleCat
    06/25/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Niece Makes L.P.G.A. Debut
    Representing the WAKE FOREST DEMON DEACONS!!!
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    06/25/09

    @MuleCat: best. mascot. ever. I love that giant head.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    06/25/09

    @stacyinbean: As a Vanderbilt alum, I've kind of always felt bad that we totally ripped off the Wake Forst mascot. Like, they're identical, down to the ridiculous large head.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    06/25/09

    @jigglyball: I can't imagine why anyone would want to copy that! My ex went there and any time he'd don Demon Deacon apparel I'd pout b/c I thought the thing was ugly (and scary, yes I'm 5). My college mascot was a damn Boston Terrier!
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    06/25/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Niece Makes L.P.G.A. Debut
    Now all she has to do is age 30 years and start dating teenagers. Then we can call her 'Cougar Woods'
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/25/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Niece Makes L.P.G.A. Debut
    She is certainly above par!


    (Shouldn't that mean "worse"? That doesn't make any sense.)

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