Andrew Garfield would be into playing a gay Spider-Man — after all, MJ can stand for anything.

Woot! After a five-month leave of absence to undergo a bone marrow transplant for a rare blood disorder, Robin Roberts has returned to Good Morning America, opening with: "I have been waiting 174 days to say this: 'Good Morning America." She added: "I keep pinching myself and I realize this is real. This is actually…

Guys, the laptop that Justin Bieber reported stolen in Tacoma, Washington is a MacGuffin, just like the briefcase that Marcellus Wallace gives Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction. What really matters is whether the kid is fucking with us via a viral marketing stunt to promote his new single.

Blue Ivy is eight months old now, and there is some frantic speculation this morning that Beyoncé is pregnant again thanks to some "baby bump" shots taken at a restaurant in Washington Heights that could just as easily indicate Bey had a great meal; not necessarily that there is not another little BeyJay to look…

As that Philip Larkin poem goes, "They fuck you up, your mum and dad / They may not mean to, but they do / They lose track of you right around the wrap party for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen / And then passively watch as you implode your own career."

Any A-lister who signs on to do a turn on Glee should clench their buttcheeks in preparation for the über-diva behavior from Lea Michele, yet they always seem disgruntled and surprised. WHY IS ANYONE SURPRISED? Kate Hudson, currently filming her guest stint as Rachel Berry's dance teacher, told some source that…

Shrill, polarizing funnyman Zach Galifianakis just got engaged to his longtime girlfriend Quinn Lundberg and the couple's already planning the nuptials for August 11th. Lundberg is the co-founder of Growing Voices, a non-profit organization that connects international donors to community-based projects.

Good Housekeeping's Annual Shine on Awards honoring remarkable women at Radio City Music Hall had no shortage of, well, remarkable women. And naturally, there were clothes to match.

Londin, Jan 22: The appropriately-named Goldie Hawn attends the British Comedy Awards. (Image via Getty)

• You may find this simply shocking, but Nicole Kidman has used Botox!

Aspen, Colorado, December 22, 2010. Image via Pacific Coast News

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs love posting pictures of their pets. Plus, Boy George gets a giant Ziggy Stardust tattoo on his arm.

• In the December issue of Marie Claire UK, Rihanna says that she doesn't regret what happened between herself and Chris Brown back in 2009.

So there's this writer who spams everyone periodically about the site "Everyone Who's Anyone." Which has nothing to do with ELLE's 17th Annual Women In Hollywood Tribute. But from Gwyneth to Jodie and a Zoe in between, everyone was there.

Today in Tweet Beat, Eric Roberts is trying not to be a pothead, Kim Zolciak gives an update on the new season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Kelly Bensimon gets inspirational.

Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T is not in a good mood today, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany (and a gun?) are hanging out together, and with Jon Gosselin, it's the same shit, different girlfriend.

The horrifying rumor is that Jennifer Lopez will star in an Overboard remake. She's no Goldie Hawn, though, as my sister says, Matthew McConaughey is inevitable for the Kurt Russell role. Let's look back at the flawed but addictive original.

Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag shows us her team of bodyguards, Kim Kardashian says she will dance to Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'" no matter what Demi Moore says, and Ricky Martin is - big whoop - gay.

[New York; March 4, 1985. Image via Getty]

• Britney and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick went to a McDonald's drive through on Valentine's Day, not that there's anything wrong with that.