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MagsCO
04/04/09

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Can I be the one person here that says, come on, Brad Pitt effing is hot. I have had the hots for him since I was 12 and saw "Legends of the Fall." I understand if he's not someone's taste (like if you're more of a Johnny Depp kind of gal, or whoever), but give the man some credit! He is not hard to look at.
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victoriasauce
04/04/09

@MagsCO: He is hot. Maybe not MY taste, but come on. If he lived in my hometown, I'm sure everyone would adore him.

Sometimes I think people actually do find him attractive but it's "popular" to say they don't.
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cheshirecatfish
04/03/09

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There was a 4-part TLC special called 'Faces', narrated by John Cleese and Elizabeth Hurley. I found it incredibly fascinating, and I think Denzel Washington got a 10.
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femputer
04/04/09

@cheshirecatfish: I LOVE that! I am partial, of course, to anything Mr. Cleese, cosigns, but that series was awesome!!
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♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
04/03/09

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I posted this in an earlier thread, but I'm posting it again since the word EUGENICS keeps coming up:

I did experiments in high school and college to find the golden ratio in naturally occurring objects like flowers, trees, animals' faces - and in architecture, monuments and even furniture - and in people's faces with no preference shown to any race, so there's no trace of eugenics here AT ALL - It's just a ratio that the human eye finds appealing, wherever it may manifest.

I've found this topic VERY interesting since I was in 6th grade when I saw a special on the discovery channel with John Cleese lol - and that was 10 years ago... this from a Black girl who sometimes looks like a MonChiChi lol.

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MizJenkins
04/03/09

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I have to say, this kind of does make perfect sense to me given that I subscribe to the notion that people are attracted to each other based on similar facial geometry. That is, people who look alike tend to be attracted to each other because animals have an incentive to perpetuate like features within bloodlines so that they can identify their relatives.

So y'know, there are long-faced people and high-foreheaded people and slanty-eyed people and what-have-you...and we tend to be attracted to our own facial geometry. And I guess the "ideal" face geometrically speaking would be the one that is the geometric average of all the other facial geometries, meaning the most similar to the most other kinds of faces.

Which would also explain why most people find it boring (seeBrad Pitt)...it's only ever maybe about a 40% match to other people's faces, it's just that it's a 40% match to a lot of different kinds of faces. So despite the fact that it's "ideal" most people are going to find a wonky face that matches their own to be more attractive.
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sequined
04/04/09

@MizJenkins: This is an interesting theory. I think it's true, to an extent, in my experience. I find men with really dramatic cheek bones and jaw lines incredibly hot, and that's like an exaggeration of my own features. So maybe I'm subconsciously trying to replicate something in my own appearance. Curious!
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theysaidwhat
04/03/09

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Curious if Oprah put herself on the measuring block. I'm guessing she did not.
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MizJenkins
04/03/09

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Is anybody else bugged by the way she says "May-sure"? What accent is that?
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meritxell: an erotic life
04/03/09

@MizJenkins: YES OMG THIS WAS BUGGING ME SO MUCH
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jeepgirl
04/03/09

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Wouldn't you say some people look ugly to you because they are asswipes? It's the kind,funny and smart people who you are attracted to, right?
That's why all the ladies on this sight are fucking gorgeous.
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happysquid
04/03/09

@jeepgirl...has Jill and Bahbee in the back seat: word up.
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theysaidwhat
04/03/09

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Does anyone remember who said that there can be no beauty without some strangeness of proportion? I like that guy better. ;)
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thekillerkitten
04/03/09

@theysaidwhat: "There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion."

--Francis Bacon (1561-1626)

Thank you, Page-a-Day Calendar (Wed., March 25)
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Hana Maru
04/03/09

@theysaidwhat: I like it, and it sounds more true for who I actually find attractive.
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theysaidwhat
04/03/09

@thekillerkitten: Thanks! :D That got you hearted! :)
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A Small Turnip
04/03/09

@theysaidwhat: @thekillerkitten: It's so true, though, isn't it? A face may be perfect, but it's cold and uninteresting to me. It's the thing that's "wrong" about someone's face that you fall in love with - the smile that slants, the bump on the nose - those are the things that make you want to look at a face again and again, you know?

It's the strangeness in the proportion that makes you go back for seconds.
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sequined
04/04/09

@ASmallTurnip: Since my face is generic and more or less proportionate, I make people interested in it by making crazy expressions. I'll let you know if it ever works.
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tscheese
04/03/09

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My face ranks in the negative numbers, I'm sure. It's like a potato with glasses on it.
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happysquid
04/03/09

@tscheese: ::hugs:: YOU ARE NOT ALONE. I also wear the glasses. I look like the unholy lovechild of Whoopi Goldberg, Janeane Garofalo, and Fieldy (the bassist from Korn).
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krismry
04/03/09

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The lady who does my eyebrows, Anastasia, talks about the Golden Mean. Seriously? Some people can get away with any pompous, self referential, narcisso remark and have a whole audience hanging on their every syllable. And I don't mean Anastasia the eyebrow lady, either. Meow!
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anonanimal
04/03/09

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Don't tell Tyra any of this.

What happened to ugly-beautiful?
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BicSharpie
04/03/09

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I was talking to an apiarist friend of mine and he always says that beauty is in the eyes of the beeholder. I agree with him.
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Dayman-Fan
04/03/09

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That ratio's pointless. I hate the idea of "calculating" beauty and making it so scientific.
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Yellowbelt
04/03/09

@Dayman-Fan: Especially because, in large part, beauty is socially created. There may be a biological component to it, but most of what we consider to be beautiful is hardly scientific.
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sequined
04/04/09

@Yellowbelt: I think the point of the golden ratio stuff is that it's supposedly inherent; they have little babies look at pictures and they "prefer" better-ratioed faces. That's what, I think, is supposed to make it interesting and "important."
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DutchessOfDork
04/03/09

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If Halle and Angie are 7s. Oh. Dear. God.
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happysquid
04/03/09

@DutchessOfDork: We don't stand a chance! Perfectly proportioned cyborgs from the future will pwn.
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TexasCrude
04/03/09

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It's weird, I never thought Brad Pitt was attractive until he reached his 40's.

Brad aged like a fine wine. Before, I'd say he was non alcoholic sparkling grape juice. Blah.
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ElleL
04/03/09

@TexasCrude: My thoughts exactly!! Fatherhood and aging have done him well. Mmm Mmm Good. :)
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