There was something in the water in California last night, forcing otherwise well-dressed people to deck themselves in shockingly horrible getups. Maybe all of Hollywood lost a bet. All I know is, my jaw is permanently anchored to the floor.
And the show begins! Come on in, we've got Mo'Nique's speech and lots of commentary.
Mo'nique won the Golden Globe Best Supporting Actress for her role in Precious tonight. She gave a very dramatic—and long—acceptance speech.
Although Joan Rivers has signed on to host E!'s Fashion Police, she's not allowed on the actual red carpet, so we'll have to sit back pray that correspondents Jay Manuel or Ryan Seacrest say something bitchy during their live coverage.
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