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    Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website

    Would A DABA Lie To You?

    How To Dig Gold & Infuriate People: DABAs Get A Book Deal?

    DABA Girls "Aint Messing With No Broke Bankers"

    If You're Going To Be Gold Digger, Make Sure You Get It In Writing

    Real Housewives Of Orange County: When Grown Women Act Like Grade-School Bitches

    Girly Golddiggers Are Reeling From The Recession

    Japanese Babes Are Finding It Harder To Bag Banker Boytoys

    Loose Lips
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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    Not to be petty but.. is she wearing the same black dress in the NY Times photo?
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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    Is that a picture of Erica Kane's lesbian daughter, Bianca?
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    Image of little_engine_that_could little_engine_that_could
    01/30/09

    @Hockeymom: Bianca is a lesbian? God its been ages since Ive watched that show!
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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    01/30/09

    @little_engine_that_could: Well she was when I watched....but that was years ago. She's probably just an evil twin, now.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    That's a super intelligent blog, alright. "Demi Moore uses Visine to make her eyes look bright, and so I do too. Elizabeth Hurley splashes her face with cold water, so I do too. Scarlette Johansen wears red lipstick, so I do too..."


    Okay, I'll admit that I paraphrase, but not by much.

     Reply
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    Getting dooced sucks, for sure.
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    LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues was starred LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    Oh, no. Moderately inconvenient things happen to conventionally attractive people. My idealism is totally blown.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    *tents fingers Mr. Burns-style*


    EEEEEEEEXCELLENT.

     Reply
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    01/30/09

    @Cafezinha: This schadenfreude is DELICIOUS.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    01/30/09

    @Crabby Cakes is Embiggened.: The ironing is DELICIOUS.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    It seems to me the DABAs are SOL with everyone being all STFU.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/30/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: BTW, WTF, right?
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/30/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: AFAIK, they're too ADD to notice, IMO
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/30/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: IRL?
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/30/09

    @BabyJane: IDK...
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    01/30/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): @Mkp-braaaains-NYC: @BabyJane: ROTFLMAO!
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    Image of robot ninja spy robot ninja spy
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    Although I feel pretty bad for all the guys involved (it's not like I can tell from just the blurb which ones are stereotypical douchebags and which are just otherwise cool guys who work in finance) I almost find this amusing. I'm shocked nothing similar happened to the woman from the sugar daddy article; did they all expect to get off as easy as she did? Or are they just 100 kinds of oblivious?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    Yabba DABA fucking doo
    Take your Manohlos and Jimmy Choos
    Your Chanels and your Pradas, too
    'Cause nobody gives a crap about you
     Reply
    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): Sing it, sister!
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    01/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): Hehe :D COTD!
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    LadyFabulous was starred LadyFabulous was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/30/09

    @Mkp-braaaains-NYC: @LadyFabulous: @JerseyGrrrl: I'm not studying creative writing for nothing!
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    01/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): The studying is paying off, my friend. THAT is the best rap ever.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    Dammit. If this maybe-satire turns into real tragedy they'll probably make more news and get an actual book deal.


    DABAs. Will. Not. Die.

     Reply
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    I'd feel for him, but he had to know who and what she was when he married her. Water seeks its own level.
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    Macloserboy was starred Macloserboy was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01/30/09

    @Macloserboy: Oooh snap.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    01/30/09

    @Macloserboy: Burn, sir. Burn.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/30/09

    @Macloserboy: I'm willing to bet she had a whole 'nother front she put up with him that, like Grrrrl said, was all about him.
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    Mkp-hearts-NYC was starred Mkp-hearts-NYC was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    YABBA-DABA-DON'T!
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    01/30/09

    @BabyJane: HA!


    FRIENDED!

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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    As Dottie Hinson would say: Oh, piss on your vodka gimlet.


    I would hope that she would understand that outing your man as a man who is seemingly interested in women who seemingly only care about his money may not be such a good idea.

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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    I think I missed a crucial posting somewhere.


    Can someone clue me in? DABA?

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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    01/30/09

    @shorty63136: dating a baker anonymous, i think.
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    Samanthrax was starred Samanthrax was unstarred
    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/30/09

    @shorty63136: check out the links at the bottom of the article that say "earlier"
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    01/30/09

    In reply to Banker-Dater Laney "DABA" Crowell Fired By Fashion Website
    I think they should adopt this as their theme song:


    It talks about DABAs, being blue, and being in need of a guy, so... perfect.



    + Watch video
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    Image of Hazel Hazel
    01/30/09

    @Samazon: i don't know if I love you or hate you right now.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/30/09

    @Samazon: I had forgotten this song!!! And now...now it's back..and..I don't know what to do with myself...
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    Mkp-hearts-NYC was starred Mkp-hearts-NYC was unstarred
    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    01/30/09

    @Mkp-braaaains-NYC: I dunno... grab your buddie Claud and Veter and fucking DANCE.
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    Samanthrax was starred Samanthrax was unstarred
    Image of Dottie Gale Dottie Gale
    01/30/09

    @Samazon: I love you. This song is perfect for a Friday on which my brain has decided to stay in bed.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    01/30/09

    @Samazon: I knew... and yet I clicked.


    At least Lady Marmalade is out of my head now!

     Reply
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