My Little Pony Melts in a Jar of Old SemenMark Shrayber12/01/14 5:20pm18310EditPromoteGo to permalinkHow many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? The world may never know. How many months does it take before a plastic figurine becomes partially "caramelized" in a container of human goo? About eight months. What's the worst part? The smell. The smell. Oh god, the smell.