But even more helpful than the "Glossed Over" blogger articulating exactly what we'd been thinking is her lovely roundup of the Tinseltown drunks and addicts who make anonymous appearances in the Allure article, including:

a beautiful young starlet
a model who, before she cleaned up her act, ran in these circles
one celebrity party girl
a film editor (We say: no one cares.)
a high-profile celebrity
a well-known celebrity and two of her friends

Shocking Allure Investigation Reveals That Stars Take Drugs [Glossed Over]

[Image via Glossed Over via Confessions Of A Casting Director via Oh No They Didn't]

But bloggers, or, rather, a blogger, isn't having any of it. In her "Dear Brandon" response to Holley's April letter, the women's magazine blogger at Glossed Over takes the Jane editor to task for, among other things, putting Avril Lavigne on the cover, "pandering career advice" and Holley's inclusion of a poll asking L.A. women which celebrities their dogs most closely resemble personality-wise, saying: "...naturally, we thought Jane would seek out opinions on subjects that, oh, actually matter. ...[But the poll] is a terrible trifle to trot out as an example of the 'culture of women' the magazine claims to promote," writes Glossed Over. "Apparently modern women are defined not by their own personalities, but by the traits they conjure for their dogs."

We think that's taking it a little far but we also imagine that somewhere, Jane Pratt is grinning just a little bit right now. Although from what we hear, it's more likely that she's thinking about how she fucked Drew Barrymore.

Fresh Jane [WWD]
Dear Brandon: A Response To Jane's Editor [GlossedOver]
Jane Pratt Isn't The Type To Go Around Telling People She Fucked Drew Barrymore [Gawker]