Herman Cain's Mistress Is The Most Boring Mistress Ever

Herman Cain's alleged mistress Ginger White took to Good Morning America this morning, where George Stephanopoulos tried to ask her a bunch of gotcha questions and White responded by successfully avoiding saying one interesting thing. How is it that she's so boring? Her name's Ginger! She was flown all around the… » 11/30/11 11:10am 11/30/11 11:10am

Let's Meet Herman Cain's Mistress!

Well, Herman Cain supporters, we've got some good news and we've got some bad news. The good news is that a woman has come forward to publicly declare that Herman Cain was not sexually harassing her. The bad news is he was sexually having sex with her, and she's not his wife. And the double bad news is that her name… » 11/29/11 11:10am 11/29/11 11:10am

Herman Cain Accuses Woman of Accusing Him of Having An Affair

In a crazy like a fox bit of public relations juking, Presidential candidate and meaty pizza enjoyer Herman Cain announced live on CNN that he's about to be accused of having an extended affair with a woman who he thought was his friend. Isn't that sort of like breaking a vase in front of your sister and then running… » 11/28/11 5:40pm 11/28/11 5:40pm

Herman Cain's Wife Says He 'Totally Respects Women'

In an interview with Fox News' Greta Van Susteren, Herman Cain's rarely-seen wife Gloria says she knows he didn't sexually harass anyone, so we should all move on since spouses are rarely blindsided by infidelity accusations. The interview airs tomorrow night, but according to excerpts, Gloria Cain says: » 11/13/11 11:25pm 11/13/11 11:25pm